Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.
Episodes
222 episodes
Hate Watching Trap
Ever tried a Kool-Aid pickle? We kick off this unexpectedly wild ride with some strange culinary adventures that will tickle your taste buds and your funny bone. Join us as we wade through the colorful waters of bizarre food trends, before divi...
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Season 1
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Episode 218
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1:27:11
Hate Watching Head of State
Ever wondered what might happen if an alderman accidentally finds himself in the race for the presidency? On this episode of "Hate Watching with Dan and Tony," we tackle that very scenario as Chris Rock hilariously navigates the political lands...
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Season 1
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Episode 217
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1:20:12
Hate Watching Uglies
What if living in dorms until the age of 16 and undergoing surgery to become "pretty" was the societal norm? Join us as we humorously unravel the perplexing world of "Uglies," the movie adaptation of the beloved book series. With a dystopian so...
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Season 1
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Episode 216
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1:23:11
Hate Watching AfrAId
What happens when a film's chaotic AI plot leaves us more bemused than entertained? Join us as we humorously dissect the Blumhouse movie "Afraid," pondering whether a title like "Slightly Cautious AI" might have been more fitting. With an AI th...
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Season 1
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Episode 215
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1:25:21
Hate Watching Slender Man
Ever found yourself squinting at a screen, not because you need glasses, but because the movie is just that dimly lit? That's exactly where we found ourselves with the "Slender Man" movie, a film that left us fumbling with our remote to adjust ...
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Season 1
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Episode 214
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1:25:17
Hate Watching Mikey
Could a child really be a serial killer? In this spine-tingling episode, we grapple with that chilling question as we unravel the twisted tale of "Mikey," a 1992 thriller that sends shivers down our spines. We kick things off with a laugh over ...
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Season 1
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Episode 213
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1:33:47
Hate Watching The Mothman Prophecies
What happens when you mix the supernatural with a touch of humor and a sprinkle of personal anecdotes? You get our intriguing exploration of "The Mothman Prophecies," a film that has haunted minds since 2002. This episode promises to whisk you ...
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Season 1
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Episode 212
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1:24:28
Hate Watching Borderlands
What's worse than a movie that doesn't live up to its trailer? This week on "Hey, Watchin' with Dan and Tony," we tackle the disappointment that is Eli Roth's "Borderlands." Despite the vibrant and promising trailer, the actual film left us yea...
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Season 1
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Episode 211
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1:14:07
Hate Watching Ghost Rider
What happens when a movie starring Nicholas Cage as a flame-headed biker fails to ignite the same excitement as Iron Man? This week, we roll up our sleeves and prepare for Halloween with a critical and comedic review of the 2007 Marvel superher...
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Season 1
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Episode 210
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1:26:50
Hate Watching Jackpot!
What happens when Hollywood's relentless production machine churns out both cinematic gold and forgettable flops? Join us for a spirited episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, where we put the spotlight on Paul Feig's "Lady Ghostbusters" a...
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Season 1
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Episode 209
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1:22:10
Hate Watching The Union
Ever wondered how Mark Wahlberg and Halle Berry would fare in a spy romance? Buckle up as we dissect the Netflix movie "The Union" in our latest episode! We kick things off with some laughs and a bit of personal reflection on productivity befor...
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1:25:16
Hate Watching My Father the Hero
What if you could revisit a 90s film in a way that reveals its most unsettling elements? Join us on this wild ride as we dissect "My Father the Hero," starring Gerard Depardieu and a young Katherine Heigl. We expose the problematic and cringe-w...
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Season 1
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Episode 207
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1:13:22
Hate Watching Knowing
What happens when one of us misplaces a phone and the other can't stop laughing about it? It sets the perfect stage for a lively discussion on the 2009 Nicolas Cage film, "Knowing." One host is captivated by the disaster sequences, while the ot...
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Season 1
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Episode 206
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1:35:28
Hate Watching Rollerball
Ever thought a street luge scene could leave you both laughing and scratching your head? Join us in this episode where we kick off with some light-hearted banter about the art of mid-day naps before diving into Tony's pick for the week—the 2002...
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Season 1
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Episode 205
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1:36:36
Hate Watching Solarbabies
What happens when you combine "Mad Max" with roller-skating orphans and a dash of Mel Brooks' production magic? You get the 1986 cult classic "Solar Babies," a movie so bizarre it had us questioning everything from the logic of "skateball" to t...
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Season 1
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Episode 204
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1:35:18
Hate Watching Speed 2: Cruise Control
What happens when a guy who used to make crates for an art handling company in 1997 starts a podcast? You get hilarious stories, like Dan reminiscing about his crate-making days with staple guns and glue, and Tony suggesting he should shift to ...
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Season 1
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Episode 203
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1:23:05
Hate watching John Carter
Is "John Carter" really the worst science fiction movie ever made? Join us as Dan and Tony go head-to-head on this polarizing film from 2012, dissecting its categorization as a science fiction western adventure. We'll delve into Taylor Kitsch's...
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Season 1
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Episode 202
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1:37:01
Hate Watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Ever wondered if you could turn a piece of paper into a whistle? We kick off our latest episode with a fun and quirky experiment that sets the stage for a comprehensive critique of the Marvel Universe, focusing on the Fox Marvel movies. From an...
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Season 1
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Episode 201
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1:23:55
Celebrating 200 Episodes with a Hilarious Dive into 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie'
Ever wondered how a movie so absurd can become a cult classic? Celebrate our 200th episode with a side-splitting critique of the 1987 oddity, "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie." We’ll walk you through everything from holiday schedules to whimsical d...
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Season 1
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Episode 200
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1:24:51
Hate Watching Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Have you ever wondered what happens when a sequel tries too hard to replicate its predecessor's magic? Join us as we explore the curious case of "Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd" and dissect what went wrong in this prequel to a beloved ...
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Season 1
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Episode 199
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1:25:27
Hate Watching Lightyear
What if a beloved character from your childhood suddenly felt like a stranger? Brace yourself as we unpack the enigma that is "Lightyear," the supposed origin story of Buzz Lightyear from "Toy Story." We'll dissect everything from the film's bo...
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Season 1
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Episode 198
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1:26:30
Hate Watching Getting Even with Dad
Ever wondered what would happen if a mischievous kid tried to outsmart his ex-con dad with stolen money? Join us for a belated but heartwarming Father's Day special as we revisit the 1994 classic "Getting Even with Dad." We reminisce about Maca...
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Season 1
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Episode 197
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1:11:24
Hate Watching Atlas
Why settle for lackluster sci-fi when there's a world of iconic classics? Join us as we tackle Netflix's latest misfire, "Atlas," starring Jennifer Lopez. Dan and Tony tear into the movie's chaotic plot and questionable character arcs, drawing ...
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Season 1
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Episode 196
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1:44:26
Hate Watching Gemini Man
Could a clone ever truly understand who they are? Journey with us as we tackle the mind-bending complexities of "Gemini Man" and unravel the layers of this action-packed film. We start with a dose of humor, engaging in some playful banter about...
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Season 1
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Episode 195
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1:44:59
Hate Watching Hitman: Agent 47
Ever wondered how you could create a hit game app without the annoyance of ads? Join us for a hilarious brainstorming session where we tackle that conundrum and somehow land on coining an unfortunate term, "HPV," for hybrid YouTube videos and p...
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Season 1
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Episode 194
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1:21:25