Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.
Episodes
229 episodes
Hate Watching Milk Money
Remember those carefree days of the 90s, when our biggest worry was catching our favorite movie on VHS? We take you on a trip down memory lane as we hilariously unpack the quirks and absurdities of "Milk Money," starring Melanie Griffith and Ed...
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Season 1
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Episode 225
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1:23:11
Hate Watching Venom: The Last Dance
An exploration of the whimsical chaos and humor present in Venom 3, showcasing its characters, plot confusion, and comedic elements that spark intrigue. The hosts share their thoughts on the film's relationship dynamics and the inconsistent sto...
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Season 1
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Episode 224
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1:12:48
Hate Watching Red One
Can a Christmas movie truly capture the spirit of the season without a hint of originality? That's the question we're asking as we unravel our mixed emotions about "Red One," the festive film that left us scratching our heads. We pit it against...
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Season 1
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Episode 223
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1:31:53
Hate Watching Joker: Folie à Deux
Ever wondered what happens when the Joker tries to sing a courtroom ballad? We tackle this and more as we dissect "Joker: Folie à Deux," grappling with the movie's audacious blend of courtroom drama and musical elements. While our feelings are ...
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Season 1
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Episode 222
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1:40:40
Hate Watching Dear Santa
What do a Christmas werewolf film and a PG-13 family comedy have in common? They both challenge our perception of traditional holiday movies and leave us with a head-scratching blend of humor and horror. In this episode, we unpack the strange t...
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Season 1
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Episode 221
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1:25:39
Hate Watching Shanghai Surprise
Remember the time when Madonna was more than just a pop icon and Sean Penn was her real-life partner in crime? Join us on a rollicking journey back to the 80s as we unpack the notorious film "Shanghai Surprise," a movie that leaves us surprised...
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Season 1
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Episode 220
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1:20:15
Hate Watching Poolman
What do you get when you mix a Scottish honeymoon burglary, a Nintendo DS heist, and Chris Pine's directorial ambitions? A rollercoaster episode of "Hey Watch It with Dan and Tony!" We kick off with Dan's personal tale of a honeymoon gone awry ...
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Season 1
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Episode 219
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1:21:13
Hate Watching Trap
Ever tried a Kool-Aid pickle? We kick off this unexpectedly wild ride with some strange culinary adventures that will tickle your taste buds and your funny bone. Join us as we wade through the colorful waters of bizarre food trends, before divi...
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Season 1
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Episode 218
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1:27:11
Hate Watching Head of State
Ever wondered what might happen if an alderman accidentally finds himself in the race for the presidency? On this episode of "Hate Watching with Dan and Tony," we tackle that very scenario as Chris Rock hilariously navigates the political lands...
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Season 1
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Episode 217
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1:20:12
Hate Watching Uglies
What if living in dorms until the age of 16 and undergoing surgery to become "pretty" was the societal norm? Join us as we humorously unravel the perplexing world of "Uglies," the movie adaptation of the beloved book series. With a dystopian so...
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Season 1
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Episode 216
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1:23:11
Hate Watching AfrAId
What happens when a film's chaotic AI plot leaves us more bemused than entertained? Join us as we humorously dissect the Blumhouse movie "Afraid," pondering whether a title like "Slightly Cautious AI" might have been more fitting. With an AI th...
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Season 1
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Episode 215
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1:25:21
Hate Watching Slender Man
Ever found yourself squinting at a screen, not because you need glasses, but because the movie is just that dimly lit? That's exactly where we found ourselves with the "Slender Man" movie, a film that left us fumbling with our remote to adjust ...
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Season 1
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Episode 214
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1:25:17
Hate Watching Mikey
Could a child really be a serial killer? In this spine-tingling episode, we grapple with that chilling question as we unravel the twisted tale of "Mikey," a 1992 thriller that sends shivers down our spines. We kick things off with a laugh over ...
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Season 1
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Episode 213
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1:33:47
Hate Watching The Mothman Prophecies
What happens when you mix the supernatural with a touch of humor and a sprinkle of personal anecdotes? You get our intriguing exploration of "The Mothman Prophecies," a film that has haunted minds since 2002. This episode promises to whisk you ...
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Season 1
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Episode 212
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1:24:28
Hate Watching Borderlands
What's worse than a movie that doesn't live up to its trailer? This week on "Hey, Watchin' with Dan and Tony," we tackle the disappointment that is Eli Roth's "Borderlands." Despite the vibrant and promising trailer, the actual film left us yea...
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Season 1
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Episode 211
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1:14:07
Hate Watching Ghost Rider
What happens when a movie starring Nicholas Cage as a flame-headed biker fails to ignite the same excitement as Iron Man? This week, we roll up our sleeves and prepare for Halloween with a critical and comedic review of the 2007 Marvel superher...
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Season 1
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Episode 210
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1:26:50
Hate Watching Jackpot!
What happens when Hollywood's relentless production machine churns out both cinematic gold and forgettable flops? Join us for a spirited episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, where we put the spotlight on Paul Feig's "Lady Ghostbusters" a...
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Season 1
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Episode 209
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1:22:10
Hate Watching The Union
Ever wondered how Mark Wahlberg and Halle Berry would fare in a spy romance? Buckle up as we dissect the Netflix movie "The Union" in our latest episode! We kick things off with some laughs and a bit of personal reflection on productivity befor...
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1:25:16
Hate Watching My Father the Hero
What if you could revisit a 90s film in a way that reveals its most unsettling elements? Join us on this wild ride as we dissect "My Father the Hero," starring Gerard Depardieu and a young Katherine Heigl. We expose the problematic and cringe-w...
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Season 1
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Episode 207
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1:13:22
Hate Watching Knowing
What happens when one of us misplaces a phone and the other can't stop laughing about it? It sets the perfect stage for a lively discussion on the 2009 Nicolas Cage film, "Knowing." One host is captivated by the disaster sequences, while the ot...
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Season 1
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Episode 206
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1:35:28
Hate Watching Rollerball
Ever thought a street luge scene could leave you both laughing and scratching your head? Join us in this episode where we kick off with some light-hearted banter about the art of mid-day naps before diving into Tony's pick for the week—the 2002...
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Season 1
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Episode 205
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1:36:36
Hate Watching Solarbabies
What happens when you combine "Mad Max" with roller-skating orphans and a dash of Mel Brooks' production magic? You get the 1986 cult classic "Solar Babies," a movie so bizarre it had us questioning everything from the logic of "skateball" to t...
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Season 1
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Episode 204
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1:35:18
Hate Watching Speed 2: Cruise Control
What happens when a guy who used to make crates for an art handling company in 1997 starts a podcast? You get hilarious stories, like Dan reminiscing about his crate-making days with staple guns and glue, and Tony suggesting he should shift to ...
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Season 1
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Episode 203
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1:23:05
Hate watching John Carter
Is "John Carter" really the worst science fiction movie ever made? Join us as Dan and Tony go head-to-head on this polarizing film from 2012, dissecting its categorization as a science fiction western adventure. We'll delve into Taylor Kitsch's...
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Season 1
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Episode 202
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1:37:01
Hate Watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Ever wondered if you could turn a piece of paper into a whistle? We kick off our latest episode with a fun and quirky experiment that sets the stage for a comprehensive critique of the Marvel Universe, focusing on the Fox Marvel movies. From an...
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Season 1
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Episode 201
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1:23:55