Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.
Episodes
214 episodes
Hate Watching Ghost Rider
What happens when a movie starring Nicholas Cage as a flame-headed biker fails to ignite the same excitement as Iron Man? This week, we roll up our sleeves and prepare for Halloween with a critical and comedic review of the 2007 Marvel superher...
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Season 1
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Episode 210
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1:26:50
Hate Watching Jackpot!
What happens when Hollywood's relentless production machine churns out both cinematic gold and forgettable flops? Join us for a spirited episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, where we put the spotlight on Paul Feig's "Lady Ghostbusters" a...
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Season 1
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Episode 209
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1:22:10
Hate Watching The Union
Ever wondered how Mark Wahlberg and Halle Berry would fare in a spy romance? Buckle up as we dissect the Netflix movie "The Union" in our latest episode! We kick things off with some laughs and a bit of personal reflection on productivity befor...
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1:25:16
Hate Watching My Father the Hero
What if you could revisit a 90s film in a way that reveals its most unsettling elements? Join us on this wild ride as we dissect "My Father the Hero," starring Gerard Depardieu and a young Katherine Heigl. We expose the problematic and cringe-w...
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Season 1
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Episode 207
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1:13:22
Hate Watching Knowing
What happens when one of us misplaces a phone and the other can't stop laughing about it? It sets the perfect stage for a lively discussion on the 2009 Nicolas Cage film, "Knowing." One host is captivated by the disaster sequences, while the ot...
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Season 1
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Episode 206
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1:35:28
Hate Watching Rollerball
Ever thought a street luge scene could leave you both laughing and scratching your head? Join us in this episode where we kick off with some light-hearted banter about the art of mid-day naps before diving into Tony's pick for the week—the 2002...
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Season 1
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Episode 205
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1:36:36
Hate Watching Solarbabies
What happens when you combine "Mad Max" with roller-skating orphans and a dash of Mel Brooks' production magic? You get the 1986 cult classic "Solar Babies," a movie so bizarre it had us questioning everything from the logic of "skateball" to t...
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Season 1
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Episode 204
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1:35:18
Hate Watching Speed 2: Cruise Control
What happens when a guy who used to make crates for an art handling company in 1997 starts a podcast? You get hilarious stories, like Dan reminiscing about his crate-making days with staple guns and glue, and Tony suggesting he should shift to ...
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Season 1
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Episode 203
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1:23:05
Hate watching John Carter
Is "John Carter" really the worst science fiction movie ever made? Join us as Dan and Tony go head-to-head on this polarizing film from 2012, dissecting its categorization as a science fiction western adventure. We'll delve into Taylor Kitsch's...
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Season 1
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Episode 202
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1:37:01
Hate Watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Ever wondered if you could turn a piece of paper into a whistle? We kick off our latest episode with a fun and quirky experiment that sets the stage for a comprehensive critique of the Marvel Universe, focusing on the Fox Marvel movies. From an...
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Season 1
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Episode 201
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1:23:55
Celebrating 200 Episodes with a Hilarious Dive into 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie'
Ever wondered how a movie so absurd can become a cult classic? Celebrate our 200th episode with a side-splitting critique of the 1987 oddity, "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie." We’ll walk you through everything from holiday schedules to whimsical d...
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Season 1
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Episode 200
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1:24:51
Hate Watching Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Have you ever wondered what happens when a sequel tries too hard to replicate its predecessor's magic? Join us as we explore the curious case of "Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd" and dissect what went wrong in this prequel to a beloved ...
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Season 1
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Episode 199
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1:25:27
Hate Watching Lightyear
What if a beloved character from your childhood suddenly felt like a stranger? Brace yourself as we unpack the enigma that is "Lightyear," the supposed origin story of Buzz Lightyear from "Toy Story." We'll dissect everything from the film's bo...
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Season 1
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Episode 198
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1:26:30
Hate Watching Getting Even with Dad
Ever wondered what would happen if a mischievous kid tried to outsmart his ex-con dad with stolen money? Join us for a belated but heartwarming Father's Day special as we revisit the 1994 classic "Getting Even with Dad." We reminisce about Maca...
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Season 1
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Episode 197
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1:11:24
Hate Watching Atlas
Why settle for lackluster sci-fi when there's a world of iconic classics? Join us as we tackle Netflix's latest misfire, "Atlas," starring Jennifer Lopez. Dan and Tony tear into the movie's chaotic plot and questionable character arcs, drawing ...
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Season 1
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Episode 196
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1:44:26
Hate Watching Gemini Man
Could a clone ever truly understand who they are? Journey with us as we tackle the mind-bending complexities of "Gemini Man" and unravel the layers of this action-packed film. We start with a dose of humor, engaging in some playful banter about...
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Season 1
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Episode 195
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1:44:59
Hate Watching Hitman: Agent 47
Ever wondered how you could create a hit game app without the annoyance of ads? Join us for a hilarious brainstorming session where we tackle that conundrum and somehow land on coining an unfortunate term, "HPV," for hybrid YouTube videos and p...
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Season 1
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Episode 194
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1:21:25
Hate Watching Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Remember that time we got into a heated debate about Capicola ham and couldn't stop laughing? Well, buckle up because Purple Dan and Tie Dye Tony are back with another riotous review, this time taking on "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire" (2024). We...
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Season 1
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Episode 193
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1:25:21
Hate Watching Unfrosted
Have you ever watched a movie so perplexing that you just had to talk about it? That's exactly what happened with Jerry Seinfeld's "Unfrosted," and we're serving up a full breakdown with a side of sarcasm. Join us, Dan and Tony, as we dissect t...
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Season 1
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Episode 192
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1:37:01
Hate Watching A Good Day to Die Hard
Ever find yourself shouting at the screen during an action flick because the characters' decisions defy all logic? Buckle up, as we, your audacious hosts Dan and Tony, peel back the layers of cinematic chaos in "A Good Day to Die Hard." We're n...
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Season 1
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Episode 191
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1:26:35
Hate Watching Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver
Ever found yourself laughing at a farmer's market mix-up one moment and then passionately debating the tactical blunders of action-packed blockbusters the next? Well, that's precisely where Tony and I landed in our latest gabfest, taking you fr...
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Season 1
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Episode 190
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1:34:38
Hate Watching 47 Ronin
Prepare for an epic clash of opinions as Dan and I tackle the cinematic spectacle that is "47 Ronin," with none other than Keanu Reeves leading the charge. This isn't your typical samurai tale; it's a whirlwind of fantasy, questionable characte...
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Season 1
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Episode 189
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1:17:14
Hate Watching In A Dark Place
Ever wonder if a head-scratching film can actually be a prequel without telling you? This week, Dan and Tony tackle the circuitous storytelling of "In a Dark Place"—yes, that adaptation of "A Turn of the Screw"—and wrestle with a climax that's...
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Season 1
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Episode 188
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1:21:58
Hate Watching The Turning
Embark on a cinematic journey with Dan and Tony as we unravel the spectral tale of "The Turning," where confusion reigns supreme and ghostly encounters challenge the protagonist's grip on reality. As we dissect this adaptation entangled in the ...
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Season 1
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Episode 187
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1:17:29
Hate Watching Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star
Ever found yourself questioning your movie-picking prowess after a particularly dreadful flick? Well, buckle up as Dan and Tony, your guides in the realm of regrettable comedies, tear into "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" with the kind of ferv...
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Season 1
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Episode 186
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1:19:34