Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.
Episodes
279 episodes
Hate Watching Five Nights At Freddy’s 2: The Ghosts in the Machines
A killer marionette, a sleepy music box, and a town that throws a FazFest for reasons no one can explain—welcome to our breakdown of Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, where the lore expands and the logic contracts. We dig into the 1982 prologue that b...
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Season 1
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Episode 273
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1:17:09
Hate Watching Presence: Ghosts, Burritos, And Bad Movies
A ghost’s-eye horror should feel like slipping between walls, time, and truth. Instead, Presence hands us a floating wide-angle lens that wanders rooms, hides in closets, and forgets why it’s haunting anyone. We dive straight into why the conce...
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Season 1
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Episode 272
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1:21:36
Hate Watching The Animal: Beast Mode Or Bust
A goat gag, a blow dart, and one perfect Norm Macdonald riff walk into a movie. We dive into The Animal with our gloves off and our sense of humor intact, asking a simple question that unlocks the whole watch: can lowbrow comedy land when the l...
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Season 1
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Episode 271
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1:19:27
Hate Watching Playdate: Alan Ritchson Saves The Day
We had questions the moment Playdate 2025 opened on a joyless car chase and a baffling lacrosse scene—and then Isla Fisher strolled in with the “Mama Mafia” and Alan Ritchson arrived like a golden retriever with black-ops training. That’s the w...
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Season 1
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Episode 270
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1:22:12
Hate Watching Honey Don’t: Pretty Sure Honey Didn't
A Vespa hums into Bakersfield, a church robe hides bondage gear, and a smooth-talking reverend runs a drug ring between sermons about macaroni. We dive into Honey Don’t with a simple litmus test for any detective story: does the protagonist act...
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Season 1
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Episode 269
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1:24:35
Hate Watching Death of a Unicorn: Mo Money And Messy CGI
A healing unicorn, a billionaire’s lodge, and a night that should have dripped with dread instead slides into confusion. We dive into Death of a Unicorn with fresh eyes and plenty of receipts—where the premise shines, why the scares fizzle, and...
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Season 1
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Episode 268
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1:25:58
Hate Watching A Very Jonas Christmas Movie: Holiday Hype or Hollow Cheer
A leather jacket Santa, a melted plane, and a train to the wrong city—on paper it sounds wild. We hit play on the Jonas Brothers holiday special expecting cozy carols and earned nostalgia, and got a glossy tour of Europe where money and magic w...
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Season 1
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Episode 267
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1:22:07
Hate Watching the Truman Show: Truman, Tinfoil, And TV Lies
What happens when a brilliant concept crumbles under its own weight? We dive headfirst into The Truman Show and pull at every loose thread: a dome you can see from space, a moon that doubles as a control booth, rain on a dimmer, and a hero who ...
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Season 1
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Episode 266
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1:29:01
Hate Watching The Pickup: A Monkey, A Ring, and Zero Stakes
The trailer had us hopeful; the movie had us baffled. We dive into The Pickup and pull apart why a slick heist premise, a stacked cast, and a veteran director still yield a comedy-thriller with no real stakes and a whole lot of shrugs. From the...
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Season 1
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Episode 265
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1:27:36
Hate Watching Timeline: Dumb, Fun, Semi-History
A time machine that behaves like a fax, a grenade that hops centuries, and an ear that turns into destiny—this conversation goes deep on why Timeline is both ridiculous and ridiculously enjoyable. We break down the movie’s soft science with a s...
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Season 1
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Episode 264
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1:26:33
Hate Watching Land of the Lost: Big Brain T-Rex, Tiny Plot
Dinosaurs, portals, and a chorus line of pterodactyls should be a slam dunk. We dove into Land of the Lost to figure out why a movie with so many toys keeps losing the game—and how a few smart changes could have turned chaos into comedy that st...
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Season 1
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Episode 263
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1:19:18
Hate Watching Little Evil: Little Evil, Big Opinions
What happens when a sharp horror-comedy premise gets tripped up by soggy jokes and TV-flat reactions? We dig into Little Evil with a filmmaker’s eye and a comic’s ear, mapping the moments that could have soared if the setups, POV, and character...
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Season 1
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Episode 262
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1:36:47
Hate Watching Werewolves: Don't Forget Your Moonscreen
A supermoon turns the world wild, Frank Grillo grabs a shotgun, and we grab our notes. We break down Werewolves with the kind of scene-by-scene nitpicks and love for schlock that only come from watching too many creature features at 2 a.m. The ...
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Episode 261
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1:20:08
Hate Watching Superman: An Unpopular Opinion
A Superman movie where the dog makes more choices than the Man of Steel? We dove into James Gunn’s take and found a shiny spectacle that keeps dodging the heart of the character. From a midstream opening to a city-leviathan set piece shot throu...
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Season 1
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Episode 260
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1:40:44
Hate Watching Freddy Vs. Jason: Dumb Fun Done Right
Two horror titans enter, consistency takes a vacation, and we can’t stop talking about why it still works. We rewind to 2003 and pull apart Freddy vs. Jason from its crisp, newcomer‑friendly recap to the outsized, fire‑lit brawls that the whole...
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Season 1
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Episode 259
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1:17:15
Hate Watching Broken Arrow: John Woo's Woes
Nuclear theft, a smirking supervillain, and a train sequence that refuses to quit—our rewatch of John Woo’s Broken Arrow is a love letter to the wildest corners of ’90s action. We kick off Todd’s birthday stream with a question we can’t stop as...
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Season 1
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Episode 258
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1:30:49
Hate Watching Nothing But Trouble: The Penis Nose Episode
Ever watch a movie that feels like it was built out of wild props and late-night dreams—and then realize no one bothered to build the world around it? We dive headfirst into Nothing but Trouble, tracing how a killer cast (Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Cha...
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Season 1
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Episode 257
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1:17:26
Hate Watching Blues Brothers 2000: When Blues Loses its Soul
What happens when you take a cult classic like "The Blues Brothers," remove its electric star, add a random child, strip away all profanity, and film it entirely on sterile soundstages? You get "Blues Brothers 2000," one of the most bewildering...
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Season 1
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Episode 256
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1:24:10
Hate Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025): Hook, Line, and Stinker
Thirty years in the making, the legacy sequel to "I Know What You Did Last Summer" promised to resurrect a beloved 90s horror franchise by bringing back Julie James and Ray Bronson. What we got instead was a bewildering reinvention that left us...
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Season 1
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Episode 255
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1:25:05
Hate Watching Babylon A.D.: Snowmobiles, Submarines, and Supernatural Babies
Welcome back to another episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony! This week, we're diving into the 2008 sci-fi flick "Babylon A.D." starring Vin Diesel. A movie so confusing, it made us question if it was even finished!Join us a...
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Season 1
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Episode 254
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1:34:03
Hate Watching Alien vs. Predator (AVP): The Almost-Kiss That Shocked the World!
Welcome, fellow cinephiles and movie-haters! In this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, we’re taking on a true heavyweight of bad cinema: the 2004 movie "Alien vs. Predator"! Dan and Tony put this sci-fi ...
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Season 1
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Episode 253
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1:23:48
Hate Watching War of the Worlds (2025): What's In Your Amazon Cart?
Enter the bizarre world of "War of the Worlds 2025," where product placement and alien invasion collide in what might be the most gloriously terrible sci-fi film of recent years. Join us as we unpack this Amazon Prime spectacle that had us laug...
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Season 1
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Episode 252
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1:31:16
Hate Watching Zoolander 2: Now Who's Taking Crazy Pills?
Is a creator's vision more important than fan expectations? When Dan selected Zoolander 2 to counter Tony's Happy Gilmore 2 pick, neither expected to ignite a fundamental debate about the nature of filmmaking itself.What begins as a typ...
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Season 1
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Episode 251
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1:36:13
Hate Watching Happy Gilmore 2: On Par or Fore-get About It?
In this passionate, no-holds-barred episode, Tony and Dan find themselves on opposite sides of the Happy Gilmore 2 debate, creating one of their most spirited discussions yet. Tony defends the Netflix sequel as a masterful love letter to the or...
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Episode 250
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1:45:46
Hate Watching Club Dread: Broken Lizard's Broken Movie
Have you ever anticipated a sequel only to have your expectations completely shattered? That's exactly what happened with Broken Lizard's "Club Dread," their follow-up to the cult classic "Super Troopers." What went wrong when the comedy troupe...
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Season 1
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Episode 249
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1:26:46