
Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.
Episodes
258 episodes
Hate Watching War of the Worlds (2025): What's In Your Amazon Cart?
Enter the bizarre world of "War of the Worlds 2025," where product placement and alien invasion collide in what might be the most gloriously terrible sci-fi film of recent years. Join us as we unpack this Amazon Prime spectacle that had us laug...
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Season 1
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Episode 252
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1:31:16

Hate Watching Zoolander 2: Now Who's Taking Crazy Pills?
Is a creator's vision more important than fan expectations? When Dan selected Zoolander 2 to counter Tony's Happy Gilmore 2 pick, neither expected to ignite a fundamental debate about the nature of filmmaking itself.What begins as a typ...
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Season 1
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Episode 251
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1:36:13

Hate Watching Happy Gilmore 2: On Par or Fore-get About It?
In this passionate, no-holds-barred episode, Tony and Dan find themselves on opposite sides of the Happy Gilmore 2 debate, creating one of their most spirited discussions yet. Tony defends the Netflix sequel as a masterful love letter to the or...
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Season 1
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Episode 250
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1:45:46

Hate Watching Club Dread: Broken Lizard's Broken Movie
Have you ever anticipated a sequel only to have your expectations completely shattered? That's exactly what happened with Broken Lizard's "Club Dread," their follow-up to the cult classic "Super Troopers." What went wrong when the comedy troupe...
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Season 1
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Episode 249
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1:26:46

Hate Watching Amsterdam: Or how Taylor Swift steals the show!
When three friends—a doctor with a glass eye, an African-American lawyer, and a mysterious nurse-turned-artist—become entangled in a murder investigation in 1930s New York, they uncover a sinister conspiracy that reaches to the highest levels o...
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Season 1
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Episode 248
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1:16:15

Hate Watching I Still Know What You Did Last Summer: Hook, Line, and No Terror
Remember when 90s horror was all about beautiful people running from fishermen with hooks? "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" perfectly encapsulates that strange era when our slashers took tropical vacations and our protagonists made quest...
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Season 1
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Episode 247
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1:21:17

Hate Watching Mean Girls (2024): This remake should have stopped trying to make itself happen
"Stop trying to make fetch happen" might be the most iconic line from Mean Girls, but this musical remake probably should have stopped trying to make itself happen. The 2024 Mean Girls musical adaptation presents a curious paradox:...
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Season 1
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Episode 246
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1:16:41

Hate Watching Snow White: We Would Rather Eat the Poison Apple
When Disney unveiled its 2025 live-action reimagining of Snow White, audiences expected a thoughtful update of the beloved classic. Instead, we discovered a bewildering misstep that fails at the fundamental elements of storytelling, character d...
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Season 1
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Episode 245
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1:28:30

Hate Watching From The Vaults: Abduction
We go back to one of our earlier episodes as Tony was out sick this week!A teenage martial arts star with a perfect body and an expressionless face attempts to become the next Jason Bourne? What could possibly go wrong? <...
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Season 1
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Episode 245
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1:25:45

Hate Watching Interview With The Vampire: Emo Vamps, Campy Cruise and So Many Beautiful Men
Take a journey into the sumptuous yet flawed world of Anne Rice's vampires as Tony and Dan sink their teeth into "Interview with the Vampire," the 1994 adaptation that tantalized audiences but left many fans of the novel bloodthirsty for more.<...
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Season 1
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Episode 244
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1:36:15

Hate Watching Fountain of Youth: A Two-Hour Expedition to Nowhere
Adventure films are a delicate balance of charm, wonder, and heart—which is why "Fountain of Youth" is such a fascinating disappointment to dissect. What should have been a thrilling revival of a beloved genre instead becomes a masterclass in m...
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Season 1
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Episode 243
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2:02:05

Hate Watching The Phantom: The Real Purple Dinosaur
Remember the 90s, when superhero movies were still figuring out what they wanted to be? Before the sleek, unified vision of X-Men or the cultural juggernaut of the MCU, there was "The Phantom" (1996) – a fascinating relic that demonstrates exac...
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Season 1
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Episode 242
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1:36:24

Hate Watching Minecraft: Let Our Hips Be Your Guide
Minecraft: The Movie had all the ingredients for disaster - a video game with no story, a director known for divisive comedies, and the challenge of bringing blocky visuals to life. Yet somehow, this cubic adventure emerges as one of the most g...
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Episode 241
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1:13:25

Hate Watching Drive-Away Dolls: Love is a sleigh ride through bad cinema
When the Coen brothers parted ways after decades of collaboration, film fans wondered what their individual work might reveal about their creative dynamic. Drive Away Dolls, Ethan Coen's first solo directorial effort, provides a fascinating if ...
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Season 1
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Episode 240
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1:47:44

Hate Watching Hell Of A Summer: A slasher film with an identity crisis
What happens when a self-referential slasher comedy can't quite figure out what it wants to be? "Hell of a Summer," the directorial debut from Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk, promised to do for summer camp slashers what "Scream" did for the entir...
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Season 1
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Episode 239
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1:27:26

Hate Watching The In Crowd: Snake Handlers and Sociopaths
What makes a psychological thriller truly captivating? In this episode, we crack open the vault to examine "The In Crowd," a largely forgotten gem from 2000 that perfectly captures the post-Cruel Intentions era of teen psychological thrillers.<...
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Season 1
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Episode 238
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1:32:42

Hate Watching In The Lost Lands: Some Books Should Stay Books
Ever wondered what happens when a $55 million budget collides with an incoherent script? Welcome to our horrified exploration of "In the Lost Lands," quite possibly one of the worst movies ever committed to film.Based on a George R.R. M...
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Season 1
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Episode 237
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1:47:54

Hate Watching Spaceman: Houston, We Have a Metaphor!
An astronaut floating alone six months into a year-long mission. A mysterious alien spider that appears out of nowhere. A marriage crumbling across the vast emptiness of space. Netflix's "Spaceman" promised profound cosmic revelations but deliv...
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Season 1
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Episode 236
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1:26:36

Hate Watching Cleaner: Squeegee of Death
When Joey, a seemingly ordinary window cleaner played by Daisy Ridley, reports for her night shift at a towering London skyscraper, she has no idea she's about to be thrust into a deadly game of survival. As she dangles precariously outside the...
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Season 1
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Episode 235
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1:41:58

Hate Watching No Holds Barred: Bad Guys, Body Slams, and Bathroom Humor
Dan is out sick so we go back into the vaults to release one of our favorite episodes! Enjoy!Professional wrestling blurs the lines between reality and entertainment, but 1989's "No Holds Barred" obliterates them completely. We journey i...
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Season 1
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1:29:00

Hate Watching The Gorge: Plant People Beware!
In the fog-shrouded valley where two superpowers meet, a deeply human story unfolds against the backdrop of Cold War tensions and ancient mysteries. The Gorge brilliantly pairs Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy as elite snipers stationed on oppo...
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Season 1
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Episode 234
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1:19:19

Hate Watching Prince of Persia The Sands of Time: A Video Game Adaptation That Almost Worked
What happens when a big-budget blockbuster has all the right ingredients but still fails to fully satisfy? That's the puzzle at the heart of our deep dive into 2010's Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, a film that cost hundreds of millions to mak...
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Season 1
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Episode 233
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1:11:18

Hate Watching The Electric State: Robots, Humans, and One Really Bad Wig
In "The Electric State," Netflix's visually stunning but narratively bewildering $300 million sci-fi adventure, we're transported to an alternate 1990s America recovering from a robot war that never quite makes sense. What begins as a promising...
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Season 1
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Episode 232
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2:02:30

Hate Watching Pathfinder: Swords, Snow, and Terrible Viking Fashion Choices
Step into the shadowy world of "Pathfinder," Marcus Nispel's forgotten 2007 action film that stands as a fascinating study in missed opportunities. Released in the same week as Zack Snyder's "300" with a comparable budget, this Karl Urban-starr...
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Episode 231
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1:32:32

Hate Watching Conan The Barbarian: Epic Fails in Fantasy Cinema
Step into the chaotic realm of *Conan the Barbarian* (2011) as we dissect the questionable choices that left audiences bewildered. With Jason Momoa at the forefront, the film boasted a hefty budget but struggled to deliver more than spectacular...
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Season 1
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Episode 230
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1:21:10
