Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
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Hate Watching Steel: Super Shaq or Super Lame?
Shaq in a DC Comics superhero suit should be an automatic good time, but Steel (1997) somehow lands in the uncanny valley between Saturday afternoon fun and “please take this seriously.” We rewatch it scene by scene and call out the exact momen...
Hate Watching Passengers: I'd Rather Die Alone
A guy wakes up alone on a colony ship, stares at a sleeping stranger for a year, and then makes a choice the movie wants to frame as romance. That’s the moment Passengers (2016) loses us, and we can’t stop talking about why.We walk thro...
Hate Watching Tron Ares: A Boring Music Video
Tron: Ares made us do something we almost never do: we hit play, heard the soundtrack kick in, and immediately wished we could keep the speakers on while turning the screen off. Dan and Tony break down the new Tron sequel with a very specific q...
Hate Watching Marty Supreme: We Could Play Ping Pong
Marty Supreme looks like a prestige movie, sounds like three different movies at once, and plays like a sports film that refuses to give you the one thing you came for: a reason to care who wins. We walk through the plot beat by beat, then stop...
Hate Watching Balls Up: A Sort of Sports Sort of Comedy Movie
A movie about condoms, cocaine, and the World Cup should be a layup for a wild studio comedy. Balls Up somehow turns that setup into a string of half-formed bits, missing reactions, and scenes that refuse to escalate. So we did what we do best:...