Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
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Hate Watching The In Crowd: Snake Handlers and Sociopaths
What makes a psychological thriller truly captivating? In this episode, we crack open the vault to examine "The In Crowd," a largely forgotten gem from 2000 that perfectly captures the post-Cruel Intentions era of teen psychological thrillers.
From the moment Adrian steps out of a psychiatric institution and into the pristine world of an exclusive country club, we're drawn into a world of wealth, privilege, and deeply disturbing secrets. The film's queen bee, Brittany, takes a suspicious interest in Adrian that goes far beyond simple friendship. As we discover, Adrian bears an uncanny resemblance to Brittany's mysteriously absent sister – a coincidence that proves increasingly sinister as the story unfolds.
We unpack the film's most memorable moments – from Adrian casually handling a venomous snake to the hilariously over-dramatic scooter accident that sends Kelly flying. While "The In Crowd" never reaches the erotic thriller heights of its contemporaries, it delivers surprising moments of genuine entertainment amid its predictable plot. The golf club murder scene, Simple Wayne's disturbingly decorated mannequin, and Brittany's masterful manipulation tactics provide fascinating glimpses into a thriller that could have been truly great with a few different creative choices.
What fascinated us most was the film's missed opportunity to create genuine suspense by never making the audience question which character is truly unstable. Despite presenting Adrian as potentially unreliable due to her psychiatric history, the film immediately establishes Brittany as the true villain, removing any possible ambiguity that might have elevated the story.
Whether you're revisiting this forgotten thriller or discovering it for the first time, join us for a deep dive into a movie that, despite its flaws, stands as a perfect time capsule of early 2000s psychological thrillers – complete with all the questionable fashion choices, flat lighting, and country club melodrama you could possibly want.
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Speaker 2:How many pages you got? I got 1.25 pages of notes for this Almost four and a half. Four and a half.
Speaker 1:A lot didn't happen in this movie.
Speaker 2:Hey watching with Dan and Tony. Hey watching with Dan and Tony.
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Speaker 2:Tony, I'm Dan.
Speaker 1:I'm Tony. On this show we talk about movies because we're a.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh.
Speaker 1:We're going to say funny things about movies. No, you can't.
Speaker 2:See, you can't preface it with that, because then nothing that follows is going to be funny.
Speaker 1:I always remember there was God. What was it? It was an improv one time and somebody did a whole thing. You know where they were, like talking about how they're going to play this great character or something. And you know the teacher was just like you can't, you can't preface it with how good it's going to be, because then when you suck, everyone's going to like.
Speaker 2:But even if you don't suck, you're not going to live up to whatever you just set up. It's just not going to happen Because now, as the audience, we're like, okay, bring it on, come on, bring it on, bitch, let's see this. You think you're so great? Yeah, let's see this happen.
Speaker 1:And then it's never good as you want it to be. We talk about movies. This week. I picked the movie. I picked the in crowd from 2000,. Hour and 45 minutes. Mary Lambert, who was kind of an up-and-coming director who did Pet Sematary, Pet Sematary 2, which were well regarded. This, I have to assume, was the beginning of her slide.
Speaker 2:Well, but then later she gets to do. Which one. Did she do Something? Did she do something else? Good, well, good isn't the right word, didn't she do? Like one of those giant shark movies, eventually, giant shark movies.
Speaker 1:She did one of the giant shark movies, I think she did.
Speaker 2:I'm going to find it out, but I think she did like Gatoroid or whatever the hell that was. Remember that.
Speaker 1:There needs to be a movie called Gatoroid, and I don't think that there's like this. It's a gator that lives outside of a gold's gym.
Speaker 2:He's all roided up Gatoroid.
Speaker 1:Oh God, you could sell that, you could sell Gatoroid, we might sell it just based on the podcast to be honest with you.
Speaker 2:You talk about million dollars, ideas, that's the one right there.
Speaker 1:I've been having the million dollar ideas every day.
Speaker 2:No, you've been crushing it, okay, yeah, see, here it is Mega Python versus Gatoroid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is Gatoroid it is.
Speaker 2:Gatoroid Too late. I know why. I know this movie. Shout out to my buddy, kevin Horton, who is the police officer in this movie. I have seen this movie. Now that this is, it's all coming back to me now. I've seen this movie and it's great.
Speaker 1:Is it a roided up gator because of roids?
Speaker 2:It is. I don't think it's because of roids.
Speaker 1:I don't totally remember the movie. It's not, you know, it's one of those real ridiculous movies, but it was fun, wow. So she will do anything for a paycheck at this point, seemingly.
Speaker 2:She's crushing it, I think, is the answer.
Speaker 1:Okay, so this movie, I don't know. I just found it on a list of terrible movies. It's barely a Beverly Hills 90210 episode, just barely, barely a beverly hills 90210 episode.
Speaker 2:Just I mean it's so it this had to have come after, like cruel intentions. I didn't check the time. I think cruel intentions was like late 90s right, and cruel intentions I think was kind of the first of these. Like you know, I don't know teen sex thriller movies. You know Thrillotica, if you will.
Speaker 1:You like that one Thrillotica.
Speaker 2:What did I say? Thrill, thrillotica.
Speaker 1:I didn't do the erotica, yeah, so it's got to be Thrill-Rotica I see where you're at. Were there any thrills? Was thrill dash erotica? I see, I see where you're at um. Was there any? Were there any?
Speaker 2:thrills. Was there any erotica there was, there was a little bit of erotica that she got naked uh she got, she got topless twice sorry, sure, yeah, that counts, trust me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a preview, but that counts this is 2000.
Speaker 2:I am 15 years old right now in my time Greatest movie ever, and there's like a really, really tiny part where she seduces the other girl on the boat. So like there's very slight erotic thriller points to this, but it never excites. You know what I mean, which is a problem Because Cruel Intentions. Very sexy movie, you know.
Speaker 1:I remember one of the girls in this was in Wild Things 2.
Speaker 2:And I mean Wild Things is another one, yeah.
Speaker 1:Wild Things pretty, racy movie pretty, you know, denise.
Speaker 2:Richards, richards, neve Campbell.
Speaker 1:Very attractive, you know, neve Campbell Very attractive. You know, mm-hmm, you know, and this movie, just the lighting is flat, the people are flat, the dialogue is flat, yeah, yeah, ooh.
Speaker 2:Some of the acting very poor, some of it's really bad. This brunette, brittany, she's pretty great, she's good, she's solid really bad.
Speaker 1:This, uh, brunette britney, she's pretty great, she's good, she's solid, if, if she had, if she had something more to do and she started doing it earlier and right yeah there was an amount of you not knowing exactly what was happening in the movie, then maybe you had a movie.
Speaker 2:It's interesting that you bring that up, because I did find something that the original press releases for the movie. One of their whole things was like don't spoil the ending, Like don't tell people about the ending, and it's like what there's no twist, there's no twist.
Speaker 2:What would I be telling people? It's like yeah, I mean, it pretty much goes exactly how you think it's going to go. If you see the movie, you're going to know how it ends. About eight minutes into the movie. I don't know. I'm not really sure what they thought we were going to spoil, but they did it all on their own, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there are about three things I liked in this movie, and one of them comes very quickly and one of the other ones is very at the end.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I'm going at the end. So, okay, well, I'm gonna write this down three things, because I would like us to hit all three. I feel like a lot of times and we have not gotten any comments about this, but I feel like a lot of times we say, hey, there's these things I like and we never hit them. We hit some of them.
Speaker 2:I don't feel like we hit all of them. I always count three, so you got to tell me all three things that you like I know two of them and there them.
Speaker 1:There might be a third one.
Speaker 2:We're already backtracking. I'm going at 2.5. 2.5. I'll accept the 2.5.
Speaker 1:And the .5 might just be Kelly's hair. I like Kelly's hair.
Speaker 2:Sure.
Speaker 1:In one shot.
Speaker 2:There's one shot Just in one, shot In one scene I enjoyed her hair.
Speaker 1:The rest of the time her hair was all right, so that's a 0.5.
Speaker 2:0.5, it is All right Well all right, so now we're down to two. We got two more things we got to talk about.
Speaker 1:And I will swear to God I'll get you those two.
Speaker 2:Swear to me In the Lost Lands. I told you my one thing. Okay, that's pretty easy to hit.
Speaker 1:Let's, let's, let's increase the, the bar for barrier here. And this movie is made up of all these sort of teen people that had been in like are they sort of teens.
Speaker 2:I think the main lady was like 28 27 years old teen movie people or whatever you want to call them okay.
Speaker 1:Because the Final Destination kind of movies and all because you look back on it. I looked at like five or six of the main people and like what have they done since and before? And they all sort of had this movie's in 2000,. They all sort of had 98, 99 movies that you could tell did some box office Okay.
Speaker 1:Like Final Destination and it might you know like Final Destination, and it might have been that If Final Destination came out in 99 or 98, one of them was in it for sure, and then they've all gone on to continue to do movies like this for a number of years after this and maybe up until now. I didn't really look that deep, but everybody was kind of working actors.
Speaker 2:I want to shout out one actor in this movie. Okay, yeah, let me see if I can find it. I have it pinned here. Here we go charlie finn. This guy's great, so he's one of the one of the friends. He never really gets featured that much, but he's one of the click see the wavy hair guy. Like the long flowy hair. No.
Speaker 1:There was long flowy hair, and then there was one other random, fairly good-looking guy whose name I never clocked.
Speaker 2:I'm assuming it's that one.
Speaker 1:Okay, I never clocked his, but anyhow. He dated the blonde whose name was Sheila, who they set her up as the first name dropped, and she literally has nothing in the movie. She disappears, she has nothing in the movie. It was amazing how nothing she had in the movie.
Speaker 2:That is the guy All right. So that actor's name, Charlie Finn. This guy is great he. The minute I saw him I was like, oh my god, Super Troopers, he is the burger joint worker in Super Troopers. That's like don't spit on that cop's burger. That's it. He will live rent free in my mind for the rest of my life and I was so excited to see him in this movie. I don't know what he's doing, since I hope he's working, but he's great, he's a real treasure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, he has nothing to do in this movie.
Speaker 2:He has nothing to do in this movie. Super Troopers came out a year later, so maybe this was like his. Hey, I'm in a movie. You should put me in your movie, you know.
Speaker 1:Wait, who was the one guy that got out of the Jack Simmers the Duke guy? Whatever happened to that guy in this movie? Because there's the guys in this movie. There's Tom back from rehab. Right, he kind of floats in kind of does stuff and then disappears back to rehab.
Speaker 2:He's the tennis pro right.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, that's Matt.
Speaker 2:Oh, matt's the tennis pro. Okay, the love interest.
Speaker 1:Who's one of the workers, but also sort of crosses over. And then at one point, jack Simmers maybe that's his last name or maybe he was simmering gets out of the ocean it was a descriptor. But then Jack never reappears. He kind of maybe does a little something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you're right, because he comes out of the ocean with his abs on display and that's kind of it.
Speaker 1:And I don't know if he ever does anything again. I don't think he does. There's so many people in this movie. It's very confusing initially just writing down names and hoping it comes into focus.
Speaker 2:And did it. I'm curious on someone who watched it more carefully than I did.
Speaker 1:The women did, but the men did not. Well that makes sense. I mean Jack and Tom and then this other guy that you know. They got very confusing to me and then the long wavy hair. There's too many other random dudes.
Speaker 2:There's a lot. There's a lot of random people in this movie that are there but not really there. So we start the movie. Wait, before we start the movie, I got to talk about one last thing. I know we're 15 minutes into this. I apologize, but I want to talk about the writers. Did you do any research on this? Right, there's a pair of writers that are credited with this movie I have.
Speaker 1:I have one thing to say about the credits. After you do the writers, I will say what I have to say about the credits. I did no research.
Speaker 2:So the the writers uh, a gentleman named mark gibson and philip halprin I have no idea if I'm saying this right. So this is their first movie together and they went on to do three or four movies together, but real quickly. The movie that Philip wrote before this is a movie called Legally Exposed. Here's the quick synopsis An archaeologist's lifelong search for a unique relic, rewarded when he finds an object that has the power to turn anyone into a sex starved maniac with the push of a button, which is a movie I need to see desperately, okay. So this guy knows what he's doing. I think that when he wrote with mark he got watered down because legally exposed sounds pretty great, but this movie sounds pretty bad. But then you'll never guess where they went after this. So they wrote in 2000,. They wrote the In Crowd In 2002, their next movie was the Cuba Gooding Jr banger Snow Dogs.
Speaker 1:A family movie.
Speaker 2:They wrote a family movie and then they wrote a Disney animated film Called the Wild that was like zoo animals going to New York. So they really took a sharp right turn After this movie and went family friendly and then petered out. They haven't written a movie since 2007, but just an interesting, interesting journey that they had together. They haven't written a movie. What did I say? You said wrote in a movie Okay, that they had together. They haven't written a movie. What did I say? You said wrote in a movie, wrote Okay. Grammatically, I'm all over the board.
Speaker 1:Here are my two things from the.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what are your two things?
Speaker 1:Music by Jeff Rona. I don't know why that?
Speaker 2:Is that someone we know?
Speaker 1:Just I thought that name was funny. That's right down, Then right after that.
Speaker 2:Edited by. That's right down then, right after that, edited by pasquale buba.
Speaker 1:Oh, outsourced it. We start off. There's here. We take out the air conditioner. The air conditioner is dripping oh my god dripping into this coffee can drip, drip, drip. Why what is? Why it's called tension tony. There's a girl, she's blonde. This is our this there's a girl, she's blonde. This is our protagonist.
Speaker 2:Adrian, that's an interesting word for her.
Speaker 1:She's our protagonist.
Speaker 2:She's the person we follow. I don't know.
Speaker 1:She's in front of a board of members of this psychiatric hospital trying to see if she's going to get out. So we're not even talking yet, but everybody's looking at everybody and on the right end there's a doctor and he's playing with a golf tee and he accidentally flicks it and flies across the room and hits her.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this movie has peaked way too early, so this is one of your favorite things.
Speaker 2:Oh, absolutely, I wrote down. This was my favorite moment of the film and the rest of it was all downhill from here.
Speaker 1:I was like here we go, we're going to have a roller coaster ride of insanity and we never do this again. It's so disappointing I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I'm so confused how this is even in the movie, because it makes no sense for anything For that character who we never see play golf again, even though he's part of the country club. He's never golfing, that is true, so why is he playing with a golf tee? I don't know. It was great. This was a wonderful opening moment and I was like boy I can't wait to see where we go from here. We don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1:Because I watched the first two minutes and got to that and then I stopped the movie and had to do stuff and I was like now I'm excited to get back to it. Yeah.
Speaker 2:This is the perfect moment to pause, Because you're like okay, this could be a good movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:If you would have watched 30 more seconds, you would have never come back to the movie.
Speaker 1:It might not have, you would have just stopped forever. So it was kind of sad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, we got one left, so the other one's at the end of the movie. Yeah, it's near the end of the movie. All right, put a pin in it everybody. We got some time to wait.
Speaker 1:So it turns out that Doctor is Henry. He's going to take her to his country club.
Speaker 2:She's got a job there. All you got to do is no drinking, no sexually obsessing over anyone and you got to put that into context a little, I think.
Speaker 1:Well, they kind of go through her folder. We find out that she was sexually obsessed with someone or something. Yes, yep, we'll find that out later.
Speaker 2:Will we? I'm actually still very confused about that. I'm very confused about the whole situation. I'll tell you why. When we get there, I guess a little bit later, but it's weird that he drives her right.
Speaker 1:Well, you, you, you expected there to start being pervy stuff. Right you got, there has to be some stuff that's going on.
Speaker 2:This is why I'm. Can we just talk about it now? Can we spoil it a little bit and talk about it now, Because I'm very confused, Dan.
Speaker 1:That he screws up Britney later. Is that what you're saying? No, with the blonde girl they had sex right?
Speaker 2:No, Come on. Yes, they did no.
Speaker 1:No, no, come on, yes, they did no, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2:So here's what. I'm convinced that this is the truth. They had sex. He realized that she was emotionally unbalanced. He gaslights her into believing that it was all in her head, but he really fucked her and that's what really happened. He faked that whole thing. He lied to her and was like no, we never did anything. We never did anything. You, this was all in your head.
Speaker 1:and then she believed it it was a different doctor, wasn't it? I thought it was him. No, it was a different doctor it was a different doctor. This is all very confusing if it was the same doctor, there's no way he would be on her parole board.
Speaker 2:That's why I was confused all the time and then he drives her to the country club and I was like this is so inappropriate, I don't understand anything they set you up to be confused.
Speaker 1:I do not, but it was a different.
Speaker 2:I am confused because then that doctor sleeps with the young lady britney later and I was like, yeah, this guy's got a pattern.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean that'd be a much more interesting movie if he was so like Because isn't he in the car?
Speaker 2:I swear, in the flashback scene it's that doctor in the car. When she's smashing the windshield, you can't see who the doctor is man.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Well, look it up Now you're gaslighting me and I'm thinking.
Speaker 2:I'm making all this up in my head. It's very easy to make people think they're crazy.
Speaker 1:That was not the impression that I got, and there's just no way that they would if he was directly involved with her.
Speaker 2:That I mean, I agree with all that. That's why I was so confused it was her therapist right, and he's not a therapist, he's a doctor. I mean, I guess. But he's a doctor in the psych ward. But he's a doctor, he's not a therapist.
Speaker 1:She had her thing with a therapist who she went in and talked to, so it's a different person. I'm going to rewatch it while we're doing this right now and he's not her therapist, because when she goes back to the hospital she's seeing that other lady therapist.
Speaker 2:Well, isn't he dead at that point? Spoiler alert, oops, I don't know I do know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can see. But see that's an interesting movie. That's not this movie.
Speaker 2:Wow, sure, here's what I will say about this movie. This movie is unnecessarily convoluted, for as simple as the story truly is Like, they try to make it seem as if it's twisty and turvy, and it's just kind of not. No, it's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 1:Before she leaves, there's Tanya the redhead, who's crazy, who wants all of her pictures on the wall but what's her name? The girl takes them and then Adrian takes them and tears them up and is like totally freaked out. And you're like okay, here we go. She's hot and cold right, she can play the game when she's in front of the people, but when she you know her emotions take control elsewhere, she never loses it again the entire movie.
Speaker 1:This is a one-time opportunity here and so there's this one postcard of an nc yf painting, the one where it's what's her name in the field. Like gesturing for the thing, she tears it up, but then she wants to keep it, so she keeps it, she tapes it back together and it becomes this really thin, terrible plot point throughout the movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah. Is it a metaphor of some sort that I didn't understand? You think I don't.
Speaker 1:I'm unaffected by metaphors.
Speaker 2:Just in general, just as a blanket, okay, well, there you go, good to know.
Speaker 1:There's plot, there's subtext, but metaphors you know that's above my pay grade. Symbolism I don't believe in symbolism.
Speaker 2:So you don't like the Da Vinci Code? Then huh.
Speaker 1:There's no symbolism in Da Vinci Code.
Speaker 2:Isn't that what the whole thing is? Well, that's like the more like the study of symbols. I guess which is different?
Speaker 1:Symbology, Symbology symbolism?
Speaker 2:I mean, listen, I don't know.
Speaker 1:That's what Tom Hanks studies. He studies symbology.
Speaker 2:Well, I like those books. I think those are fun. Robert Langdon books are pretty fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The movies, well, they got very bad. I think I saw Da Vinci Code, but I don't think I ever saw it. What was it? Angels and Demons was the other one, I think.
Speaker 1:There's one at the end where they're running around on these platforms and if something gets dropped in the water, everyone in the whole world will die. It's like a Tom Cruise movie. Yeah, that makes sense. Your Tom Cruise movie is going to face the AI. He's going to face the AI. He's going to have to, like, talk it down. Oh, you AI submarine, let me tell you what's what Submarine.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you I'm very excited, by the way, are you excited?
Speaker 1:I'll watch it after it comes out on streaming. I don't have to pay for it, sure. So, not that excited, I guess, would be the answer. I mean, whatchamacallit came out, thunderbolts came out yesterday and I haven't gone to see it. You know, that's like the one If there's a movie I'm going to go see, it's going to be Thunderbolts.
Speaker 2:I might go see it. I'm pretty excited. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about that. I want to see Now we're just off I want to see Sinners as well. Really badly, but all right.
Speaker 1:Cut um. The club manager is bob mead. Who, who never? Who is always ready to like be cruel, like slightly for no reason.
Speaker 2:For no reason, no reason at all we meet joanne the brunette.
Speaker 1:Uh, this is her third season there. She bought a truck last time. She's. She's the good old, the good old girlfriend, the female friend that's to look at you, disapproving as you hang out with the in crowd.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, like you're not one of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's like be invisible. Make your money yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, high-waisted shorts. That's what I noticed about her. I don't know Very unflattering. She's very I noticed about her. I don't know Very unflattering.
Speaker 1:She's very attractive. At the end I was like, oh, she's very attractive. You know, they kind of like make her not attractive. But at the end, when they're like driving away, when they're riding, up and her car, the truck that she bought wow.
Speaker 2:Nice truck, Good for her. Ten out of ten. It's beautiful. It's like this aqua teal. I'm not good with colors Aqua teal but it's cool. It's cool man.
Speaker 1:I want it. I was like I was into her when they were driving away. I was like yep now.
Speaker 2:It's probably the truck. The truck elevates her hotness Could be, that's why middle-aged men buy fancy cars. To impress trucks yes, to impress the trucks on the road. No to impress women With trucks. What are you talking about With trucks, Trucks and cars and stuff? Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1:We meet Sheila the blonde. She never has anything to say in relation to the plot again. And we meet Brittany the brunette queen.
Speaker 2:Very important to the plot.
Speaker 1:Of the place. She runs the place Pretty attractive. There's one scene where it's sort of dark at the end of the movie where you really see her eyes. She has the most beautiful blue eyes, oh piercing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure it's like whoa.
Speaker 1:I never noticed them at any other point during the movie. Just that one shot.
Speaker 2:Interesting. I wonder if they were. There's probably a trick of the lighting where they're kind of highlighting it specifically for that reason. But she is in the television show Make it or Break it.
Speaker 1:Is that a new show?
Speaker 2:old show, not even a little bit. I think it's 2007, 2006, 2007. It's about gymnastics. It's great. Was she good? Was she good? Yeah, I think she plays one of the moms. I think it's been a long time since I saw it, but I loved that show. I thought it was great.
Speaker 1:It's good, good for her and she's a good actress she plays it.
Speaker 2:No, she does the best that she can with what she's got, I think.
Speaker 1:And when she's doing psychotic, at the end you're like she's psychotic, it works, let's go. Oh, spoilers. Adrian is never psychotic. Brittany is the psychotic in the movie.
Speaker 2:That's why I was like I just don't buy that she really had this psycho obsession. You know, because she never does anything unstably again. She's the most grounded person in the movie, other than the friend you needed to gaslight her, right, that's what needed to happen.
Speaker 1:In the movie is because we've set up that she can when they, when she talks about what she went through she. She became obsessed with this guy and then fantasized a whole relationship with him or in my world, he really had a relationship.
Speaker 2:The doctor was like that never happened. I'm to pretend you're crazy. I'm going to lock you up so you don't tell my wife.
Speaker 1:A movie that we've seen and can't be done. Probably yeah, but this movie we don't do either of those things.
Speaker 2:And so there is no confusion.
Speaker 1:You are never confused and you have to be confused in a movie like this I would.
Speaker 2:I would have liked and this, maybe this is just me right like I would have liked to not know which one of the two women is actually doing the heinous acts you know between. I would like to to, part part of me, believe that adrian is the one.
Speaker 1:Yes, and people.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes and then or Britt, and I'm like I don't know which one of you is crazy. I don't know until the end, when the twist happens. You know, that's what I was looking for.
Speaker 1:And even better, they're both crazy.
Speaker 2:Which is a given. You know what I mean? They're women, Whoa. Look at this guy.
Speaker 1:She has. She puts up her NCY postcard. In comes Simple Wayne, who is the Simple Groundskeeper.
Speaker 2:Why? Why is this what is happening?
Speaker 1:Where? Oh okay, I'm up to three things I like.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, I get to add another one. Is it Simple, wayne?
Speaker 1:No, but it's Simple Wayne adjacent. Okay, so I've got it. It's so good. And it's another thing that you could have. I mean, it's in the movie. We'll talk about it when we get to it, sure.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So the dudes are? You know we're on the beach. The dudes are playing a prank. They've got a bag and what they do is they stick the bag up the umbrella. So when you open the umbrella, the bag falls out and you know it's full of shit, or something like that.
Speaker 2:No, that's not what's in it, oh sorry.
Speaker 1:Or something like that.
Speaker 2:Dan. I thought that you were so confused that you didn't understand what happens eight seconds later in the movie.
Speaker 1:I understood what happens. So Adrian comes over there, opens the thing, the bag falls down and here is a snake a snake, which is definitely poisonous. By the way, I don't just based on the colors it's poisonous it is a red snake and yeah, that's bad, it's not like a garter snake that just looks like a normal sort of snake where you still be cautious of. And she's just like snake.
Speaker 2:She just picks it up and like she wraps it around her hand and is like talking with it. I was like what is happening? She is crazy. This lady is full on nuts.
Speaker 1:And there you have a moment. Right, you have a character who you're trying to say is crazy, and you're having her pick up a random snake that has fallen out of an umbrella, which she should know does not belong there.
Speaker 2:Like that, there's no way. There's no way that that snake accidentally showed up. That's not the way it works.
Speaker 1:She hasn't wrangled snakes earlier in the movie making us think that this is a very snake infested area.
Speaker 2:There's so many snakes at this country club no.
Speaker 1:And what is she doing? She walks it towards the ocean, I believe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she might drown it, she might just kill it. She might be an animal cruelty person. Have I told you my gardener snake story before? Have I told you this?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:So I'm scared of snakes. We've talked about that, I'm sure. If I've told this story before I apologize.
Speaker 1:But like if you're at the zoo and they're walking around with a beautiful big boa constrictor and you can pet it and touch it and you're going to do that right.
Speaker 2:Because it's cool. I would absolutely never do that. They tried to do that at school. They would bring in like snakes and be like who wants to put it on your shoulders? Not me, because that's how kids get dead. Okay, that thing will just wrap around you can't breathe. Wrap around you can't breathe. It's way stronger than you, okay, but okay. So here's my snake story. I'm swimming, I'm, I come from a good life, right, I'm swimming in my pool in my backyard.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm having a good time my private pool before my before I, before I got out to go to the country club to swim in the country club pool we've never.
Speaker 2:We've never belonged to a country club, but we did have a country club near us that some of my friends belong to. We had to live in North Oaks in order to be part of the country club. We didn't live it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:Did you work at the country club and have to serve them a shrimp?
Speaker 2:You think I had a job. You're so funny. No, no, I'm kidding. I my You're so funny. No, no, I'm kidding. My first job was in college. So I worked at a toy store. Jesus Christ, zany Brainy. Oh, that was a great time. Okay, let me tell my snake story real quick. Okay, real quick. So I'm swimming in my pool, I'm having a great day. My dad is pulling weeds or something, I don't know what he's doing and he picks up this gardener's snake, is like, hey, look, a gardener's snake. And I was like, dude, get rid of that thing. And he was like are you scared of snakes? He's like, yeah, I'm scared of snakes, just get rid of it. And he threw this thing at me. He threw it at me, it hits me in the face and falls into the pool. And then this fucker is swimming in my pool and I am panicking. I am, I am floundering around, I'm freaking out. I finally crawl out of the pool and my dad is just in stitches, right, and he comes over and he picks up the snake.
Speaker 1:All right, he picks up the snake.
Speaker 2:He doesn't throw it at me, but this is how he kills the snake. Oh God, he killed the snake.
Speaker 1:He kills the snake, okay.
Speaker 2:So he grabs the snake and then he does like a whip you know how you whip people on the butt with towels he whips it at my face and the thing snaps and dies inches from my face and it falls down. And then he, you know, and then he called me a bunch of bad words, but it was the most traumatizing day of my life, pretty sure.
Speaker 1:We used to go out insect collecting as kids and one time we found a little tiny snake, you know, just like the little wormy ones yeah probably.
Speaker 2:Maybe yeah, sure.
Speaker 1:Maybe a foot long, maybe.
Speaker 2:But real skinny.
Speaker 1:Really skinny. We put it in one of the jars to keep, because we're insane, we're done for the day we're driving back. Well, there's holes in the top of the thing for it to breathe.
Speaker 2:Sure yeah, otherwise it'll suffocate.
Speaker 1:Tiny Stoke goes right out there. So three kids in the back of the station wagon and there's a snake loose.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I freaked out.
Speaker 2:I crashed that car.
Speaker 1:Well I was not driving but I freaked out. I got to say I did freak out. I mean. I guess we got it out of the car. I just remember freaking out and I think I gave myself a cramp.
Speaker 2:I think I gave myself a cramp. Yeah, because you're doing these things, your muscles aren't used to it, but that pool is pretty funny. I would have done that too.
Speaker 1:I wasn't gonna kill the snake. I'll let it go because it's cool.
Speaker 2:No no, it gets dark. The end of that story gets dark and I apologize very dark, sorry people.
Speaker 1:We do not condone that. We don't want the, we don't want the um no, I know no animal deaths, you know um, and britney's. Britney gives her the eyeballs, britney's in the movie. We're going back to the movie Brittany gives Are we talking about a movie? Brittany gives her the eyeballs and is like I'm checking you out, I'm checking you out, Nummy, nummy, nummy yeah yeah, yeah, we meet the tennis boy, matt Adrian likes him, and Brittany shows up and he's kind of Brittany's boyfriend, kind of.
Speaker 2:Kind of. Yeah, it seems like the kind of is the right word, but they're definitely involved in some sort of fashion.
Speaker 1:Adrian's serving cocktails and here comes Tom. Oh, this is the first evening. Here comes Tom's out of rehab. Tom's a good-looking guy and Tom's going to be hitting on Adrian, I think. I think he's the initial hit on him. Brittany sees the doctor come in and she kind of grabs on him and it's all over him for unknowable reasons. Yeah, because it's cool. Out by the boats we meet Kelly, the girl with short hair, and Bobby, the guy with two earrings, who's kind of dumb, kind of the bartender of the group. He's dumb right, the bartender of the group he is.
Speaker 2:He's dumb, right? Is that what his deal is?
Speaker 1:He's kind of dumb but he's kind of nice he's actually. He's not as terrible as all the rest of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he's also like socially awkward a little he's a little socially awkward. Yeah, I'm not sure I believe that he'd be a part of the clique. That's all I'm saying I don't know. Well, he just makes them drinks. He's not really that's true, Because Brittany does say at one point, like your only job on this earth is to make me a drink. Now that you're saying that, that does ring true.
Speaker 1:He does not have high social status Because Kelly's like we dated last time and she's like pass.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right. She totally blows him off. It was like that was last summer, which is a great line, by the way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was good. Actually, no, I'm up to four things I like in this movie.
Speaker 2:It turns out, dan, this movie pretty great Okay.
Speaker 1:They're very far between you can go 25, 30 minutes. I'm going to tell you overall.
Speaker 2:I had a good time with this movie. This movie's fun.
Speaker 1:I'm glad it's silly but it's fun. Um uh tom got a hummer. Adrian is doing well, he did bob mead sends her off to the ice machine because he sees that she's enjoying herself.
Speaker 2:Go to adrian and he's so mad about it, he's so angry that she's fraternizing, which maybe that's true. Like I I, you know I don't actually get to go to the cool country club, so maybe that's true. Maybe, like there's a line that you just cannot cross and you know it's bad.
Speaker 1:So she's getting it. Boom, she sees that Brittany has drowned in the pool. She goes out there, sort of drags her To the side and sort of gives her Mouth to mouth.
Speaker 2:She's definitely giving her mouth the mouth Still in the pool.
Speaker 1:And then we see, you know, Brittany like kind of opens one eye, like yeah, okay, she's fallen for it.
Speaker 2:Right Now? What, what's happening? Can you explain this motivation to me?
Speaker 1:She has somehow figured out that Adrian is going to see her out a window and then she's faking it, drowning by, you know, going full Sunset Boulevard and faking it drowning. Yeah, but in this case it is faking it Sunset Boulevard. It's a real drowning.
Speaker 2:Sure, well, so go, sandlot. You know Sandlot, oh really, he fakes that. I think he's. Yeah, he fakes it because he gives the little thing before he jumps in the water and then he gets a kiss from the hot girl. So he's faking it, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a you and a Todd movie. I haven't seen that movie.
Speaker 2:You've never seen the Sandlot, no that was after my childhood.
Speaker 1:I didn't go see kids movies after I was an adult.
Speaker 2:First of all, it's an all-ages movie because it's great. All right, jeez Louise, jeez Louise. Yeah, it's about Babe Ruth, sort of.
Speaker 1:They go back to Adrian's room, Brittany sees the postcard, turns it over and I guess figures out she was in the institution.
Speaker 2:Right? Did it have the address on it? I can't remember.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you vaguely see something and I think we assume, oh, because it was probably sent to her at the institution, so now she knows.
Speaker 2:Dan, I do have a question. Was she trying to make out with her or was this, just, like her, only way of thinking, of talking to her?
Speaker 1:drawing her in, giving them a connection. Her lesbianism, when she uses it is is only, it's only a tool.
Speaker 2:It's not real sure, yeah, which is, which is totally cool, but slightly weirder when you find out that she looks identical to her older sister.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it would be kind of weird making out with your older sister like that's why I'm.
Speaker 2:I mean, you don't know it at the time, yeah, so I guess there's that. But then later you discovered that adrian looks identical to Brittany's older sister, sandra, and who then she made out with, which is kind of weird.
Speaker 1:We all have fantasies, Tony.
Speaker 2:Okay, Dan, you keep telling yourself that.
Speaker 1:I wrote so they're connecting over the painting. And then I wrote nudity. And then, oh wait, oh she is changing. Oh, because she's in wet clothes, and so she takes off her clothes and we get some toplessness.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just topless again.
Speaker 1:And then Bob Mead shows up and then Britney's put on a shirt, but put it on where it's like you know.
Speaker 2:It's pretty see-through because it's just like a white shirt. She just does the tie thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That'd be tough to walk in on. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1:Next day they're doing laundry. The boys shut off the power, matt fixes it and she's all like Well she's in the elevator.
Speaker 2:She's in the elevator. The joke is like does she get stranded in the elevator? But it only lasts for about three seconds before Matt turns the power back on Yep. So when she gets down to the bottom she would just be like did something happen? I'm not really sure. And then he'd be like, yeah, not really.
Speaker 1:It's very strange.
Speaker 2:She should be like in there and calling for help, right.
Speaker 1:But she's like she says to Matt thanks for saving my life.
Speaker 2:Right, but she was not even. She didn't even get to the point where she could have panicked. It wasn't long enough for her to think about and be like.
Speaker 1:I'm going to die in here. It's a come on. Tony, From who? Why is everyone?
Speaker 2:flirting with everybody. I'm confused, don't?
Speaker 1:you remember youth, tony, when everybody wanted to hop on everyone.
Speaker 2:Well, let me explain to you that my youth was not, that I was never the beneficiary of that sort of thing.
Speaker 1:So no, I don't remember that, dan, I'm not saying you got to have the good times, because you, of course, didn't have the good times. You got to watch all your attractive friends have good times. Yeah, I mean, I had some good-looking friends, you know there you go yeah, some good-looking friends, you got to let the dog out. Who let the dogs out? The dog, okay, so Brittany's observing all this and so she's like not happy cause Matt's, you know, flirting with someone else flirty, flirty yeah um, so she goes and tracks down Adrian and is like come to the beach party.
Speaker 1:and uh, kelly's pissed that they're inviting Adrian to the beach party, right? Why, why.
Speaker 2:Why does Kelly care? I don't know. I don't know. Kelly's the only one that seems to care.
Speaker 1:Because Kelly wants to be with, she's into Brittany. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 2:That's true.
Speaker 1:That's the true subject, and I guess now that again now, having watched the whole movie.
Speaker 2:She's also the one that helped bury Sandra Sandra, or however you say her name, so she probably knows, understands more than anybody else, what's actually happening. I guess.
Speaker 1:But we never really set up that Kelly's in love with Brittany. We just really and it would have been easy to set up you tell the actress that you're in love with Brittany. We just really, and it would have been easy to set up, tell the actress that you're in love with her and then just give some good subtext lines and just have her moo eyes, or whatever Moo eyes, like a cow's eyes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's moo eyes?
Speaker 1:That's what moo eyes is. It's like you know, like you know what. The most I read a thing where there's a. That's what mua is. It's like you know, like ooh, ooh, you know what. The most I read a thing where there's a wildlife photographer and he's like you know what the two most dangerous animals are that he encounters.
Speaker 2:Yes, no.
Speaker 1:Snakes and bees no, not snakes and bees, that's ternies.
Speaker 2:Not bees. Bees are fine.
Speaker 1:Bees kill you. If you're Not bees, bees are fine. Bees kill you. Are you allergic to bees? No, of course not.
Speaker 2:I've only been stung by a bee once. Knock on wood.
Speaker 1:I got stung by a wasp right in the middle of my chest, in the heart.
Speaker 2:They were trying to kill you.
Speaker 1:The heart is not in the middle of the chest, are you?
Speaker 2:sure To one side.
Speaker 1:I always thought that like.
Speaker 2:I know, like I was, for maybe this was a rumor I heard when I was younger, but I remember very distinctly that I used to you know cause we do this? And then they were like, well, it's actually more in the middle. So then I used to do this for the pleasure of allegiance. I put it in the middle because I thought that that's is it not there? I'm going to look this up you continue with your story. Who are the two most?
Speaker 1:dangerous animals Badgers.
Speaker 2:Horses and cows Horses, I understand, because they can kick you and you're dead right.
Speaker 1:And this is what he said and it's pretty interesting Horses and cows don't really realize how big they are, so they're not trying to kill you. Oh interesting.
Speaker 2:They're just kind of like hey, get away from me.
Speaker 1:Or they're like, hey, let's play, and they step on you or whatever. They don't and they're not afraid of humans, they will just come right over. They don't. There's no boundaries between cows and horses and humans.
Speaker 2:Which is which I guess I understand, because my favorite thing in the world is a big dog that thinks that it's a tiny lap dog. Yes, that's my favorite thing in the world.
Speaker 1:That's your favorite thing in the world. It's my favorite Like when they just All the things in the world.
Speaker 2:When it's just a big 80-pound dog and they like run up to you and jump into your lap and like, try to curl up. And they're like, oh, why don't I fit on this lap? I just love it, I love it.
Speaker 1:So much you want to have that. Do you want to have a Great Dane? Is that a Great Dane? Yeah, I would do that.
Speaker 2:Do you have one?
Speaker 1:Are you offering it to me?
Speaker 2:I'm a very small dog. Yes, you do. Yeah, real cute.
Speaker 1:Okay, as Adrian's walking to the thing, Kelly tries to hit her with her scooter. That was funny. That was funny. I like that. That was nice. At the beach party, Bobby hits on her, Joanne is serving drinks and we get a nice awkward moment where Joanne has to serve her a drink. I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, yeah nice.
Speaker 1:And then Jack Summers gets out of the water and he's hot, the Duke. Is he the Duke, or did he go to Duke?
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know the answer to that. I thought he was a Duke, but now that you're saying it, going to Duke sounds more probable than him being an actual Duke of something.
Speaker 1:So now we're all around the fire or something and we play the party game. What is the party game they play, tony?
Speaker 2:Well, I'm actually confused because they're playing Never have I Ever, but they don't call it those words. They changed the words. They changed the name I don't know. I was like, oh, you're going to play Never have I Ever, but they didn't call it Never have I Ever. They just called it like I Never or something. They shortened it to just I Never or something. I've always played it as Never have I ever ellipses, and then you fill in the blank so you're just so I say never have I ever something that I've never done right?
Speaker 2:yes, but generally something you know that someone else has done, it's a mind game, right? So you're you're saying I've never done this, but you've done this because you're a whore. That's generally how you play that game never have I ever murdered.
Speaker 1:And then we go around and we figure out who's murdered someone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I drank.
Speaker 1:Tony drank. Oh, so you drink, and that's how you know. Yeah, it's a drinking.
Speaker 2:See, this movie doesn't play the game very well. It's a drinking game and if you've done the thing that the person said they've never done, you have to take a drink.
Speaker 1:So then you can point out oh, exactly, and, and this movie does not play any of those things right and I'm just sitting there like I've never played this game. I've seen it in movies yeah, for sure but you're just like. I'm like what's supposed to? Is this supposed to raise hands, what's supposed to happen?
Speaker 2:so you're not even quite sure. Take a drink. It's a drinking game. It's a drinking game.
Speaker 1:And so we do one. And then the one girl, I think Kelly, says I never drank with the help, and then it pisses Adrian off. Well, because it's pretty mean, it's very mean. She says good night. She gets up and then Brittany follows her and then she talks about her sister who left, and then Jack throws a Frisbee and then he says I didn't mean to get you all wet. Like how did he get them all wet?
Speaker 2:I think that maybe the Frisbee's wet or something, because they're playing at the beach. I didn't understand this line either, other than they wanted to make the euphemism of like making the girls get her all wet, okay, um, but also that frisbee not glow in the dark. That would be very hard to play frisbee at night, I'm pretty sure yeah, uh, the doctor sees her britney at the spa.
Speaker 1:We have this weird sassy hairdresser. The guy that plays the sassy hairdresser is some guy that did a lot of character work.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what his name is.
Speaker 2:I'll look up his name but it's a real nothing.
Speaker 1:We have a golfing montage where the you know Brittany and her golfing and we, simple Wayne, drives by in his his buggy at one point and glowers at them. And Simple Wayne drives by in his buggy at one point and glowers at them, which I kind of enjoyed.
Speaker 1:Wow, glowers, good word, dan Tom is macking on her. So the guy that was a drunk, he's there macking on her teaching her how to shoot you know how to golf, and all that. And then Kelly hits one in the woods and then doesn't want to go in the woods, and then, uh, britney protects her from having to go in the woods, and so we're like I guess there's something in the woods, that something you can't see, you can't now let's just real quickly talk about this golf seduction scene where he's putting his hands between her puts his hands between her legs and like to spread them out right, there it is
Speaker 2:but my favorite part is he comes up to her and he says you need to spread your legs, you need to spread your legs. And she's like oh, no, no, sexy stuff. And he's like no, no, no, seriously, it's called your stance. As if the as if your stance is a golf term. Like, it's not, that's not a golf term. You're not like, oh, your stance, you know what I'm talking. It's how you stand, it's not a golfer. He, I don't know. It just bothered me that he uses it as if. Like, that's the golf term. You know, she would understand your stance, because it's how you're standing. And then he goes up and he just just spreads him a little bit. The guy's not teaching her how to play golf, because then, because her legs are spread out, she hits the shot. Good, like this is the dumbest scene I've ever seen. Make it more sensual for me. Okay, there's a lot of stuff you can do with a golf swing you want to go, you want to go full ghost.
Speaker 2:You know like I would love a full ghost moment. You know, slide his hands down her forearms and get into the grip a little, you know I think your point is the way he goes about.
Speaker 1:It is not sexy at all it's not sexy at all here I put my hands between your thighs.
Speaker 2:It's like right if somebody did that to me, I would not be around. I wouldn't be like, oh, golf is an arousing sport. I'd be like, just stand over there and tell me what you want me to do. This is weird, dude.
Speaker 1:If Tom is going to put his hands on her. He should actually put them on her in a way that she's going to actually enjoy.
Speaker 2:You know, do some hip work because you got to keep your hips loose. You know, get your butt out a little bit, Pull that hips loose. You know, get your butt out a little bit, pull that into me. There's a lot of things you could do with a golf swing.
Speaker 1:That could make it a sexy scene and this is not that Back at the clubhouse, brittany's like. I know you're an institution, but you know what you could do. You can keep the clubs.
Speaker 2:Okay, keep the clubs. I don't understand. It's very confusing. Well, it's a setup for later in the movie, but she hasn't already planned that and you think so? You think she's playing 10 steps ahead of everybody else.
Speaker 1:that's crazy, absolutely, oh, yeah, oh yeah, she's gonna screw this girl over.
Speaker 2:She's already decided I mean, I guess that would make I don't understand why she befriends her in the first place.
Speaker 1:To be honest with because the way she handled that snake.
Speaker 2:You think that's what it she's a snake charmer. There's no reason why she did yeah, I don't know, unless the yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Because the truth of the matter is is Brittany should have taken her away from one of the other girls that befriends her.
Speaker 2:Sure Right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:That's what you want to do. Yeah, you can't have the.
Speaker 1:There's a new person and then Brittany is threatened by that when she sees them. Okay, this is exactly what should have happened. They do the snake prank, right, snake falls on the ground, she picks up the snake and then she terrorizes them with the snake right. Oh, it's just a little snake, and then she holds it to one of the other girls you know the blonde girl and she goes eww.
Speaker 2:Or boys, Because boys can be scared of snakes too. Dan.
Speaker 1:This is like the weakest of the boys, Bobby, you know the most effeminate one, the one that exudes no maleness.
Speaker 2:Sure, that makes sense. That's who would be afraid of the snakes it throws it in the pool to scare Bobby. It's a scary thing when a snake's coming at your face, dan, but that's what she should have done and gains her respect.
Speaker 1:The guy with the long hair is like, oh, you're badass, oh she's badass. And Brittany's over there like oh, wow, she's. You know, let me. And then Britney walks over and she's all like no, I'm the queen, but you know she's.
Speaker 2:This is mine.
Speaker 1:Oh, she could say oh, you want to come to the party, we're all going to be there, Boom Great. We've set up a dynamic, but no, we don't set up a dynamic I wouldn't worry too much about that.
Speaker 1:Boom, boom, boom. Okay, let's see when are we at. She got to the club's late night shower. There's a peeper in her house. There's a gift on her bed. It's the dress from a magazine we set up this magazine where it's like, oh, look at this, the most beautiful dress in the world. It's like this $125 dress. Yes, fuck.
Speaker 2:The judgment dripping out of Dan Goodsell right now. That's probably out of a Macy's catalog. It's $100.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, it's not. Macy's makes good stuff, it's not even.
Speaker 2:I don't shop in retail stores?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:It's pretty nice.
Speaker 1:To what would be with J in retail stores. I don't know.
Speaker 2:It's pretty nice, jc Penney. Is that the little JC Penney dress?
Speaker 1:Oh boy, You'll catch me dead in that dress. Okay, she's got a dress. There's a party at Brittany's house. She goes there. There's nobody there, she lets herself in. She walks upstairs. She's like Brittany, where are you? And then Brittany appears.
Speaker 2:What happens?
Speaker 1:then, then she's like I told you you'd look amazing in that dress. There it is.
Speaker 2:They go downstairs, everyone's downstairs, making the world's biggest racket yeah, which is confusing, right, because weren't they just not there?
Speaker 1:I, I don't know they've been there the whole time you would have heard them well, there's a question. You're in there, you're in your basement, you and your yeah, your bros, you're partying, you got the stereo on, you're doing some karaoke. Can your mom upstairs here?
Speaker 2:all right, two things. To say this real quickly, we used to do a ton of karaoke. There was a game called karaoke revolution for the playstation 2 and it was kind of like dance, dance of karaoke. There was a game called karaoke revolution for the playstation 2 and it was kind of like dance, dance revolution, where there was notes on the screen and you sang into a microphone and it would like grade you on how well you hit the actual notes of the song. It was the greatest game of the world. We used to record ourselves playing this. It was dope. So, yes, all of the things you just said happened all the time, and I can't even begin to tell you how many times my dad would come down and yell at us to keep it down. So, yes, you can absolutely hear it. The neighbors can hear that shit. Everybody can hear it. It's not soundproof, dan.
Speaker 1:This is not soundproof. Okay, so we're good. They're playing pool, and then Kelly's getting mad. Because Kelly's mad, bobby's making drinks, and then then one of the guys bet one of the other guys something, so his girlfriend has to give the other guy a blowjob.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's just a blowy.
Speaker 1:Okay, I made it sound like it was sex, but it's still the same. The visual setup was that she was about to give him a blowjob. Super weird, it's the same. It's still the same.
Speaker 2:The visual setup was that she was about to give him a blowjob, all right, super weird, super weird, super weird stuff happening at this party. I don't know Rich people, am I right?
Speaker 1:Well, they're like doing the blowjob on the pool table while everybody's standing outside. It's like okay.
Speaker 2:Well, they shut the doors. Yeah, like seven minutes in heaven, but with blowies and whatnot, that's kind of gross.
Speaker 1:Kind of Okay, then they go, oh meanwhile, oh, then they forgot the CDs. So they send her upstairs to the CDs. Adrian goes upstairs to get the CDs and then has the hiccups. Here comes Tom, is it?
Speaker 2:Tom, yeah, why does she have?
Speaker 1:the hiccups. Oh, so Tom can get all over her again. And then he teaches her the true cure to hiccups. What's the true cure to hiccups? Tony?
Speaker 2:So you take a no, you hold your breath upside down and then you take a drink of water.
Speaker 1:Yes, what you do is you bend over all the way as far as you could bend, and then you take your glass and then you drink upside down, reverse, reverse drink.
Speaker 2:I thought you had to hold your breath, because here's the thing you taught me this I don't know if you remember this.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah you taught me this Because I always used to just do the hold my breath, which can work, it can work, it can, but it doesn't. It's not consistent, but the thing. So I've been bending over then holding my breath and then at the end, when I'm like I need to breathe, I take a drink of water, swallow it and then breathe, and it's been, it's been real consistent ever since. But yeah, you taught me that. So thanks, dan, thanks for saving my life.
Speaker 1:You're welcome because hiccups if you have hiccups for 15 or 20 minutes, you're going to want to kill yourself.
Speaker 2:I probably can't tell this story. I won't use any names, but someone at my wife's work had to call out of work because they said they had the hiccups for 13 hours straight. I don't know if that's possible. I don't know, but that sounds brutal.
Speaker 1:There's people who have hiccups for weeks and months and years and stuff.
Speaker 2:Weeks and months and years. That sounds I'm very sorry to all you people. You can look that up. Hiccups are not fun.
Speaker 1:You have them for a minute. If I ever have them for a minute, I haven't had them in years, thankfully.
Speaker 2:Is that true? Yeah, I get them. When I eat spicy foods, which I do a lot, I get them. I have to be careful with pretzels. That's an interesting one. What do you think?
Speaker 1:that's about. It has something to do with the pretzel flour or something, but look it up, pretzels, I think it's hiccups. Yeah, I think it's hiccups. Pretzels cause hiccups.
Speaker 2:Pretzels give me hiccups. That's the first thing that came up. Yes, some people report that eating pretzels triggers hiccups. Theories include eating too fast. Well, that's probably what actually happens with me.
Speaker 1:If I'm being honest, that's actually.
Speaker 2:I said it's spicy foods. It's probably 99.9% Me just shuffling food into my fat mouth. Dry food. So they said swallowing dry food in the chemical reaction of baking soda with the stomach acid.
Speaker 1:But I can absolutely attest to it. I can always. When I eat pretzels, I'm always right on the edge.
Speaker 2:I'm not a pretzel guy, so this is probably why the only time I eat pretzels is in those Gardetto's the Mix. What is that called? Gardettos mix, I think is that what it's called? I don't know. You know what I'm talking about, you know what I love, the big bavarian pretzels.
Speaker 1:But not like those the soft I love soft, but there's hard bavarian pretzels that you can get. They're big, each one's, like you know, maybe all two and a half inches, three inches across. Oh so good that sounds terrible.
Speaker 2:It's so dry I'm gonna get those you gotta do, you dip it in something like cheese or something like cheese sauce pretzels and mustard is that's the main way.
Speaker 1:I like mustard. Okay, all right. Okay, he saves her from, he saves her from the hiccups, drinks the water, then they start kissing, and then Britt is out there peeping on them, and then Super weird.
Speaker 2:This is such a weird scene. You're going to have to break this down for me.
Speaker 1:She's on the balcony like behind curtains and she's like sitting in a chair watching, watching Like dead stare watching, so she knows what's going on Continue. Then Tom mounts on top of Adrian, continue. Then Tom mounts on top of Adrian, but not yet. Oh, so they're kissing and stuff.
Speaker 2:Tom looks out the window.
Speaker 1:Oh, he sees her, yeah, and.
Speaker 2:Brittany does this.
Speaker 1:Gives a head nod, oh she gave her a nod Do it.
Speaker 2:And then Tom basically tries to force her and I was like what is happening right now? Brittany's powerful, it's weird, man, it's weird.
Speaker 1:Brittany's powerful. It's weird man. It's weird.
Speaker 2:Adrian pushes him off and he hits his head and Brittany's not happy Because he failed at forcing her to phone. I don't understand everything.
Speaker 1:Back down at the pool, brittany and Adrian reconnect and she's like, oh, the date rape. And she's like he gives her the me too. You know, I believe you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like we should tell someone and then they don't. I don't. I'm very confused by this whole thing. Brittany is way smarter than me in this movie. That's what I've learned.
Speaker 1:She's very smart. She has the smart of the intelligence of the writers telling you exactly what everything's going to happen. If you know everything's going to happen in the movie, it's easy to prep for your murders. Sure, yeah, that's true, that's true. Collect all the evidence you need on what's going to happen. They go dancing. No, wait, no, let's go. I've got a job. We're going to dance, I don't know. And then Kelly's like she's playing with you, and then Adrian tells her that she's pathetic, someone sabotages Kelly's scooter and then, oh, they're going to go dancing the next night, as they're driving to go dancing. Well, they go dancing.
Speaker 2:They are dancing. Yeah, they're seducing some guy on the dance floor for fun.
Speaker 1:They grind with him and then they leave and drive away from him and like peace out In her cut with this Funny scene. It's pretty funny. In her cut with this is Kelly driving on her scooter Also a funny scene, the scooter breaks down and she falls. I love the fall. That was another one of the things I really enjoyed in this movie.
Speaker 2:Did you love her after effects of the fall?
Speaker 1:Well, there's actually a number of things I liked in this part. She falls, which I thought was hilarious. She does a very hilarious fall. Then what happens?
Speaker 2:Yes, then we cut back to them for a second. Then we come back to her and she's laying on the ground and her head is shaking back and forth. I don't understand. I don't know why her head is still bobbing like as if the after effects of whatever would happen. That made me laugh really hard. Yeah, the fall was hilarious, I loved it.
Speaker 1:No notes. It was just like in the cleaner when she threw the soda with them and he's just like an explosion. Okay. They drive by the crash. They're they're putting her into the, into the um full body cast, basically, and one of them, I think britney, yells kelly like she's trying to get her attention like oh, hey guys, hey, I can't, I can't move my body, but hi.
Speaker 2:Hey Kelly.
Speaker 1:That was very hilarious. And then they're like they talk to the ambulance guy, he's like, oh no, she'll be fine.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 1:What he says is.
Speaker 2:I think she'll be fine, as if he has no medical training whatsoever, he's like yeah, I think she'll be okay. She's in a full body cast going into this ambulance. She does not look great, I don't know. She does not look great. What a scene.
Speaker 1:Okay, so, back next day at the club. Adrian's talking to Bobby and Bobby drops the big thing that Adrian looks just like Sandra, brittany's sister, who has peaced out, and we're like, oh okay. And we also find out that Sandra and Matt were a thing Like oh, this is interesting, right, yep. Adrian goes and quizzes Matt about Sandra and we find out that she just peaced out, but she continues to send postcards saying glad I'm not with you, fuckers.
Speaker 1:I'm living such a beautiful life out here and at the same time as they're doing this in the hotel, we pan over there and there's Brittany listening.
Speaker 2:We don't pan that far, though she's everywhere. My thing is it's not a big pan right like it's just a couple of feet, and she's just nobody noticed that she's there she's just sitting back in the chair judgmental.
Speaker 1:So they're like, oh, we should go get some food. And they're like, okay, they take off, she gets in her car and then drives, does a drive by of them eating food.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she's out of control.
Speaker 1:Adrian gets back and she gets quizzed by Brittany and she's like Matt is mine, remember, I brought you in, I can throw you out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1:That's cool. Back at the psych hospital, there's Britt. She sees the doctor, she's pushing somebody and she's acting like she works there. She's a candy striper Is that a term? You know, tony, candy striper.
Speaker 2:It is, but only from the movies. Okay, good, you know yeah.
Speaker 1:It was a fading thing when I was young, Sure sure, sure, sure, but I saw them one time. I saw candy stripers at the hospital one time. Really, they were wearing, I believe, white and pink striped, almost, like, you know, japanese made costumes. It was weird. Okay, fucking weird. Here's like no, this is not good no, this is not go back.
Speaker 2:Go back into that closet. You need to change your clothes here you know how.
Speaker 1:there's things in your life that you're just like this. This is not what a thing should be called candy stripers. I was was like no, no, wrong, wrong, okay, where are we at Quiz by Brittany? Boom, boom, boom. She's at the hospital. She goes into the doc's office looking for files. Adrian opens up to Joanne about what happened. So this is when we set up. What happened. Was she? She? It was a school psychologist, she was acting out and then the school psychologist. She obsessed over the school psychologist so couldn't have been the doctor.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, you're right, she started fantasizing with them.
Speaker 1:Then she thought that they had sex, but it was all in her mind. She got betrayed Unless it all really happened.
Speaker 2:We don't even meet this guy, so maybe it all did. Maybe it did really happen.
Speaker 1:Then we have this weird scene where he's sitting in the car and then he's pretending she literally doesn't exist, which makes her angry. Then she beats up his car. What does she beat up his car with?
Speaker 2:Golf club. Wait what? What does she beat up his car with Golf club. Wait what, what is it? Hockey stick, Her hockey stick. You're right. I guess it's field hockey stick the line is something like and then my hockey stick was in my hand or something. It was something really weird. Yeah, you're right, I totally forgot Hockey stick.
Speaker 1:bad thing to say because you don't immediately think field hockey when you say hockey stick, but it must be a field hockey stick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because she's not skating around.
Speaker 1:I don't think so. And then she got said to spend time in the hospital. Sure, yeah, kelly returns. She's got a scrape on her face and she has a cast on her leg or something Split on her leg.
Speaker 2:Something, yeah, and she's got a bruise on her shoulder and a cast on her leg.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Adrian says welcome back. Wait, does Kelly get mad?
Speaker 2:at her then.
Speaker 1:You were right about Brittany. She hated Sandra. Somehow Adrienne's talking to someone, I guess maybe it's Kelly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's talking to Kelly, because Kelly comes in and she's like hey, I'm sorry, you were right. Yeah, so you were right. That's about it.
Speaker 1:Then we find out about this ring and I guess Sandra had this ring and then when she left her mom made another copy of the ring, so Brittany would have the ring.
Speaker 2:Because Brittany freaked out or something I couldn't figure, or Sandra. One of them got the ring and then the other one was jealous, so the mom made a copy, so they'd each have the ring or something like that was britney had the ring mom gave britney the ring.
Speaker 1:Then mom took the ring back from britney and gave it to sandra and then made another copy of the ring for britney.
Speaker 2:So britney didn't get to have the ring, not the original right, which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Okay, copy, you're only here for the summer. And then Kelly's like oh, you're only here for the summer, I'm here for the rest of my life. And somehow Brittany's in the other room listening to all of this, also stone-faced yeah, she's just.
Speaker 2:They either just do conversations around britney all the time or she is literally everywhere at all times it's one of the two and I don't know which one it is.
Speaker 1:She always knows where to stage herself to hear everything all the goss, all the hot goss now. Now Brittany goes back to the psychiatric hospital wearing the dress that she had given to Adrian, and then seduces the doc.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, I had to get all that semen on it.
Speaker 1:Get semen all over the dress, Could you? Could? You don't do it inside of me, Do it on this dress.
Speaker 2:Just do it all over the dress please, for no reason, no reason. I just really enjoy it.
Speaker 1:Let me clean this all up with this dress, gross. Um, then britney takes kelly for a midnight sail and then they start making out. Well, she puts a life jacket on her first, then they go out and then she takes off the life jacket so they can make out and she pushes her in the water. You get the dialogue. Help my leg, you bitch Thought you were my friend. Bye, kelly, goodbye. Did you want to say anything else about that sexy scene?
Speaker 2:I don't think so. I mean so it would have been better, right, if they had built the relationship up to this point, so that when Brittany is seducing Kelly a little bit, you're like, oh yeah, Kelly's going to fall for this, as opposed to just like, yeah, Kelly fell for it. But I wasn't totally on board with why. You know what I mean. Sure, there should have been some previous tension. And then when Kelly finally gets what she wants, which is the love of Brittany, you're like, oh yeah, and then she throws her in the ocean. It's like, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kelly has to come back, brittany has to hug her, and then the hug goes a little longer and then Kelly gets a look in her eye like oh, I love you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1:And maybe things have changed now that you know. If Brittany said something to Kelly like, I can't believe how much I missed you. We need to start reconnecting, because the hug is like maybe her hand goes down to her butt. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You gotta give us a little something weird. Give us a little something.
Speaker 1:And then boom, the next day we're post-funeral, post-kelly funeral.
Speaker 2:Right, and it's Tom is Everyone's just standing at the bar and they're like, well, we just came from the funeral, everybody.
Speaker 1:What the Done with Kelly. It's good to know her.
Speaker 2:Not that great, though, if we're being honest.
Speaker 1:And Tom is back in rehab, so Tom is done.
Speaker 2:Well, because they're asking for him, right. They're like I, though, if we're being honest, and tom is back in rehab, so tom is done, well, because, and because they're asking for him, right, they're like oh, I didn't see tom at the funeral. Did you see tom? I didn't see tom. Oh, he's back in rehab.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right um, and then britney's back, with back into matt's arms and adrian's like oh, classic, classic classic so, boom, adrian somehow discovers she's having some time with simple wayne, and she discovers that he's a painter. So she goes to his room. And here's another thing that I loved he has the world's creepiest mannequin covered in stuff, including a shoe, and it's like it is a pervert mannequin yeah, no, 100%.
Speaker 1:It is his fantasy mannequin that when the lights are dim in the middle of the night, he's thinking thoughts about that, mannequin, and he's not just thinking thoughts.
Speaker 2:I guarantee you there's some holes in that mannequin.
Speaker 1:Okay, just throwing it out there okay, there's holes in the mannequin, um, and she sees this shoe that has this sort of Just throwing it out there. Okay, there's holes in the mannequin. And she sees this shoe that has this sort of diamond buckle on it and realizes it's the same shoe that was in this picture of Sandra with the gang and she's all like oh and.
Speaker 2:Simple.
Speaker 1:Wayne is like it's all just a stuff I find on the golf course, so she's putting it all together.
Speaker 2:But why does she do this thing where she holds the shoes together?
Speaker 1:Oh no, she does that later. Oh, that's later Okay.
Speaker 2:You explain that to me later.
Speaker 1:The next day, Adrian rides her bike to Brittany's house and she goes, you know, the housekeeper opens the door and she's all like oh, I forgot my sweater in Brittany's room. Great line, Great line. I'll just let myself out. That line would work 100% of the time. Oh, absolutely Smart line. She goes up there and starts, you know looking, and then she. So she tries the shoe up against the other shoes so she knows it's the same size as what Brittany wears. Were they twins, Were they fraternal twins or something?
Speaker 2:Dude, see, I don't know, I am so confused about it all.
Speaker 1:Because I saw something about fraternal twins and I can't remember if it was this movie or something else I was watching.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, what did you see? I don't know. Oh, I thought you meant like you saw information that would pertain to this. You're just saying in general something.
Speaker 1:There was some piece of media I have seen in the last week had for General Twins.
Speaker 2:And I'm like it might have been this movie. It might have been something else. Is it this movie? Okay, I understand where we're confused. Now I can't tell you, oh boy.
Speaker 1:We're confused now I can't tell you. Oh, boy, but she keeps on snooping. Brittany comes home. Don't know how she came home, because what's her name? Went there when she was off with Matt doing tennis. But okay, so much tennis, yeah she finds some sunglasses which they act like are significant, she steals them. Oh, because she's going to use them later.
Speaker 2:Because she's setting up for what her plan is right, which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1:Big plan she doesn't need to make a plan now because she doesn't this, whatever she finds the she finds the big pile of postcards and so we're like, oh okay, that's, she's doing the fake postcard things here, can't? I can't wait to talk about how, by the way, but continue britney comes up there and like it's kind of confused because the window's open and that here we see adrian climbing down the drain pipe and I'm like that's tony's. There's tony's teenage childhood climbing down the drain pipe actually, dan.
Speaker 1:I had my room in the basement so we had, we snuck out of the windows no, I know you did into the pool area. Did you ever climb up a drain pipe or down a drain pipe in other situations of your life?
Speaker 2:I wish that I could. I think I would have tore those right off. I don't think they make drainage pipes strong enough to hold this frame. Well, okay.
Speaker 1:Brittany sees her riding her bike away and is like uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it wasn't very sneaky.
Speaker 1:Game on Dinner service Adrian is distracted. She gets a text from the doctor. She goes down to the laundry room. Somebody locks her. She gets locked in some room, yeah, and then it's Brittany that's in the laundry room waiting for the doctor. The doctor is like us having sex was a mistake, we're not going to do it again. And she's all like here's the mistake. I'm going to beat you to death with a golf club.
Speaker 2:And it's brutal, it's the best, it's great.
Speaker 1:He's bleeding.
Speaker 2:There's blood everywhere. They spray the lockers with blood. It's nice.
Speaker 1:They spray the laundry machines with it.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, mr Machine man.
Speaker 1:That's me, I'm Mr Machine man. That's me, I'm Mr Machine man. Beats him to death with a golf club. Unlocks Adrian, she sees the club. Sees the thing we don't get her to pick up the club, which I thought was very disappointing. She should have picked up the club.
Speaker 2:And literally Well, but she already all of her handprints handprints, come on, guy, fingerprints are over it because she used them already, because they were the golf clubs that Brittany had given her.
Speaker 1:I was like, okay, that's good, the plot is good.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it's good Semen on the dress.
Speaker 1:Semen on the dress. There's all this semen. It's all coming together, dan. Of course it would also have a number of people's DNA if you're testing for DNA. But whatever, and the golf club's going to have her fingerprints on it. She's a reptile. They perp walk her through everyone. Bob Mead is just beside himself with happiness that she's being perp, walked through his club, right his thing, that he manages where a guy just got murdered.
Speaker 2:He is ecstatic that this is happening to adrian yeah, he's got a big, big old grin on his face and it's weird, it's? I don't know. He's a weird guy. I would love to learn more about him.
Speaker 1:She's gonna get held at the institution until the trial. She's going to get held at the institution until the trial. She's back in the room with crazy Tanya who's like I told you you'd be back. Then we're doing the time for meds. She, you know, she's, takes the meds and is like, oh yeah, swallow them, and then, of course, hasn't swallowed her meds. She's putting them away.
Speaker 2:Cause no one checks under the tongue. Because no one checks under the tongue, apparently in this world. That's what you have to do. Yeah, there you go, Tongue up, tongue down. Dan's been in and out of psych wards all his life. There's some truth to that Boom, boom, boom.
Speaker 1:Mads Bobby is laying in the boat lamenting Kelly, and then he finds Brittany's lip balm.
Speaker 2:Because he rolls over with a purpose. He already knew it was there.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry and britney has this lip balm that she's always like loves that stuff, she loves it so she, he figures out that something's up.
Speaker 2:So he goes to, which is which is confusing to me, because they don't know that the boat was taken out because she brought the boat back. So the boat isn't really a clue and they're in the boat all the time. I assume right, but it's fine.
Speaker 1:What they should have done, which Brittany should have, like peeled off. She should have dove into the water and swam away, leaving the boat, you know, after she goes under. She should have just swam back to shore, leaving the boat out there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there you go, very smart.
Speaker 1:That makes sense yeah.
Speaker 2:Because then she's lost at sea and you know that's nobody's fault, yep.
Speaker 1:Bobby goes to visit her at the institution and easily gets in to talk to a person who has murdered someone and it is being held as psychiatric.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they just kind of let them hang out, I don't know. Kind of weird. It's even weirder when the next scene. But that's fine, this is the thing you want to talk about. So she's divulging how Brittany did all of her plans and his big comeback was what about the postcards? Yeah, what's the answer? As if that's one, as if that's a hard thing to fake, right, not a hard thing to fake whatsoever, but apparently the answer is there's a service that you can send a postcard to in an envelope and they will send the postcard back to you. Yes, that, what in the world is that, dan? That can't be a real thing. It's a service. Is it a real service? Of course it is why. Why would I need this? Because people are collectors. I'm confused.
Speaker 1:People collect stamps.
Speaker 2:Don't I already own the envelope or, sorry, the postcard? Okay, tony, break this down for me. Dan, let me go really slow If I send.
Speaker 1:if I want a postmarked postcard from Morocco, I send this thing to Morocco. Someone in Morocco pulls the postcard out of the envelope, puts a stamp on it, sends it back to me and then it'll get the postmark and I will have a Moroccan stamp.
Speaker 2:But you didn't go to Morocco. I did it back to me and then it'll get the postmark and I will have a Moroccan stamp. But you didn't go to Morocco.
Speaker 1:I did not go to Morocco.
Speaker 2:So why are you getting the stamp? See what I'm saying In this movie.
Speaker 1:this makes perfect sense Because I collect stamps and I collect postmarked stamps.
Speaker 2:Well then, you should probably go on vacation more, dan, there used to be a whole thing where all the time they would do these things called first day covers.
Speaker 1:They might still do some. I don't think they do a lot. And you print up an envelope and then they put a specific stamp on there and then they run it through a postmark, because you know every postmark is different, right?
Speaker 2:No, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Do you know what a postmark is?
Speaker 2:I assume it's some sort of stamp they do at a post office.
Speaker 1:Yes, and what that does is that makes it so that it says that the stamp is used. If a stamp is postmarked, it cannot be used again. So it's basically a cancellation. So what happens is usually it'll say the date and it'll say where. So it'll say Buffalo, New York, February 3rd 1968. But what they do with first date covers is they'll make a special stamp just for that that might say like Walt Disney's 25th birthday, and then you put the Walt Disney stamp on there and then you, you get the special thing and it makes an instant collectible.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:And there used to be a lot, Just like there used to be a lot of beer can collectors. There used to be a lot of stamp collectors and they would collect these first day covers of all sorts of things.
Speaker 2:Okay, listen, I've been proven wrong once again. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't send a lot of mail in 2000. This movie's from the year 2000, when things were very different. No one has a cell phone. Okay, it's too bad.
Speaker 2:It'd be so much easier if they did.
Speaker 1:Bobby steals Britney's keys and then steals the ring, so now they have the ring. Adrian crushes up the pills and then drugs. Her therapist and a therapist you know falls asleep. She goes.
Speaker 2:Oh, finally finally, it's also there's. She's talking to the therapist and she's like I don't think you're asking me these things because you're my friend. I think you're asking because you have to. And I was like, yeah, that's what a professional therapist would do. They're not your friends. This is your whole problem. This is what happened last time, when you started having hallucinations about your lover or whatever happened. I don't understand. She's not able to put that line together. But she's not your friend, she's doing her job.
Speaker 1:She dresses up. As the doctor sneaks out, Bobby picks her up. I was like, okay, Bobby.
Speaker 2:She doesn't look anything like that. Doctor, can we just talk?
Speaker 1:about that for one second. I thought it was pretty good she held up the flowers Good night orderly arm the doctor. I mean come on man, I think you totally get away with that.
Speaker 2:It's the 2000s, you're right. No cell phones, so they don't know what people look like.
Speaker 1:Everybody's stupid back then. Everyone is stupid. Okay, we're at the party, matt's dressed up, she's with Brittany. They go to take the picture and, boom, as they're taking the picture, adrian looks out the window. No one else looks out the window because it's only available for her to see out the window.
Speaker 1:There's Adrian dressed as Sandra. Oh no, she freaks out. She goes to the window, boom, she's left. The shoe, the shoe, the omen shoe. Ah, she's starting to freak out. The omen shoe, she goes out. They go back to the table. This was nice. There's a little present and she's all like oh for me, and everyone's like no, I didn't do this, but of course.
Speaker 1:Bobby did it because he's the plant. That was a good move, because you're like okay, that really works well. She opens it, inside is the ring and so she's in big freak out time. She goes out, she leaves and goes to the water cooler to get water. The phone is ringing outside. She goes outside, she answers the phone. It's like who's this? Who is this? It's your sister. Okay, she's freaked out. She boom, she goes into the thing, breaks a window to get the shovel. I don't know what she broke the window with, but she broke the window to get the shovel yeah.
Speaker 1:Goes out there to the golf course, right in the exact location in the forest that Kelly was afraid to go into, and digs up her dead sister and pulls out the hand, first of all dig up is a bit of an exaggeration.
Speaker 2:She is less than a foot deep. This is the least hidden body of all time. Animals would have found it Just saying, just throwing that out there.
Speaker 1:How deep do you have to bury to keep the animals?
Speaker 2:off. You got to do at least six feet. That's what they say, right?
Speaker 1:Is that what they say? Is it really six feet?
Speaker 2:That's what they say. That's why the whole thing about six feet under. That's why they bury bodies six feet deep. Listen, maybe science, maybe I'm misleading everybody right now, but in general, dig deep, guys. If you're going to hide a body, get it deep underground or it's going to get dug up.
Speaker 1:Well, we got a movie to get through, and then Adrian comes over there and confronts her. And then you know, never confront a psychopath with a shovel, because she starts hitting her with a shovel. Piece of shit out of you she sort of runs halfway to the thing, then Bobby comes up, then she whacks Bobby a couple of times. Yeah, they go into this Again, weak. They go into this downtown. I mean, he's a very weak man. Tony, kind of your spirit animal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I really felt Bobby in this movie, you know.
Speaker 1:And then they go down to this downstairs thing and she gets.
Speaker 2:And there's like a weird fight scene, I don't know Poking the light's bad. I can't tell what's happening this whole time. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I killed Sandra because she was jealous of Matt. You shouldn't have turned on me. Garden Clippers they fight by the pool. Adrian goes in the water and then what's-her-name goes in there and starts to drown her. And then everybody comes outside and sees everything going on and we get the classic Bobby's, like you did it.
Speaker 2:And then she's the crazy one, which is a great line.
Speaker 1:She's the crazy one. Matt jumps in there to save Adrian and they carry.
Speaker 2:Bobby tells everybody the truth.
Speaker 1:They carry Adrian off. Two guys carry Adrian off, yeah, and then she gives you your classic lines what, what are you staring at?
Speaker 2:You made me this way, she tries to make it like a society thing at the end, which was a weird it's a real weird thing to just put in the end, be like well, you know, society puts pressure on people and then they snap and and murder other people. I, I don't know, I didn't get it we have payday for the girls.
Speaker 1:They get in the truck and they drive away. Oh Simple Wayne gives her a postcard of the painting again, Sweet Simple.
Speaker 2:Wayne.
Speaker 1:What are the things they yell as they drive away? Tony Adios.
Speaker 2:I feel like I heard adios sign R or something.
Speaker 1:Adios is the final one Before that. See ya suckers. See ya suckers.
Speaker 2:Adios.
Speaker 1:Yeah, brittany's now in the institution, but we see one of the orderlies is bringing her food and also bringing her some of her lip balm. He is under her spell. Terrible movie, terrible movie.
Speaker 2:Well, you're right about that. There were a few fun parts, but it was no, I had a good time. I mean, it's a bad movie. Let me be very clear. I didn't think this was a good movie, but I thought there was a lot of fun stuff.
Speaker 1:It dragged and it could have been more fun.
Speaker 2:Nobody had the.
Speaker 1:Very few of the characters. Brittany had some fun. Adrian been more fun. Nobody had the 100%. Very few of the characters Brittany had some fun. Adrian had no fun, yeah. Most of the characters just really didn't get to have a lot of fun and if everybody was in on the joke, kind of more Sure. Yeah, you know we were a little late on putting up last week's episode. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Technical difficulties.
Speaker 1:I was you know, was thinking of the title for the YouTube video and I was like I wrote Camp is Dead. Well, sure, and that was the problem with that movie is in the Lost Lands it wasn't campy at all and Resident Evil movies are campy?
Speaker 2:Not at all, and it needed to be. Yes, it needed it. Not every movie needs to be campy, but that movie certainly did.
Speaker 1:And these kind of movies need to be campy. They can't 100%, you can't play them as straight dramas, and this is played pretty much as a straight drama. And it just gets kind of snoozy. It gets snoozy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure. No, I agree 100%. But you know, as a late night, you know Skinamax type thing, you know it also is lackluster now that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1:But yeah, they're like people that had sex with Britney and the Doctor.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, yep, that's true, that's gross and barely, I guess, is the answer.
Speaker 1:Barely. We didn't even get to really enjoy that. You know that's gross that's true, well they.
Speaker 2:So they tried to release this as a pg-13. I mean they did so. There's two versions. From my understanding. There's a pg-13 and there's an r. The only difference that I know of is that that sex scene is a little bit longer in the r-rated one and the pg13 one is very short. So I think we saw the unrated one because they also said the kiss on the boat between Kelly not unrated, sorry. The R one between Kelly and Brittany was cut from the PG-13. There's no kiss on the boat, oh my God, because apparently that was too racy in 2000. The world has changed. It sure has. Thank goodness for that. Well, some of it, thank goodness, thank goodness for some of it.
Speaker 1:Tony, give us a movie for next week.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, Are we going to tell them what we?
Speaker 1:liked Tony, tell us something, you liked this week.
Speaker 2:I don't want to tell you how to do your show, Dan.
Speaker 1:I'm still learning the format of the show.
Speaker 2:It's 2.38, baby. Come on there, it's 2.38.
Speaker 1:baby, it's only a couple things we need to do and I haven't learned them yet.
Speaker 2:Well, we watched. Drop is on home video. It's a new horror movie From Christopher Land. Horror is not the right word, it's a thriller. It was fun. We had a good time, was he?
Speaker 1:the guy that did the one when the girl had the Twin on the back of her head.
Speaker 2:No, he did like Happy Death Day and Freaky. Oh, okay, the good movies. I don't know what this twin on the back of the head movie is.
Speaker 1:It's the crazy movie where the woman has like her conjoined twin. It's on the back of her head. They covered it over with skull, but it comes back to life. Haven't you seen that movie? That movie's. I don't think I've seen that movie so good.
Speaker 2:It sounds great. Oh my God, it's hilarious. It sounds lovely. I would love to see it.
Speaker 1:Okay, drop, so it's a movie Okay, drop yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a movie. It's a movie, it's fun. Yeah, check it out. What do you?
Speaker 1:got. I started watching Mythic Quest on Apple.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's really good. It is really good. It gets unceremoniously canceled.
Speaker 1:Oh well, they have four seasons. That's a lot of seasons.
Speaker 2:I know, but it was a surprise cancellation in the off season and I haven't looked into what happened yet because I'm not caught up on the show. But people are upset.
Speaker 1:And I started the Eternat on. I don't know where that was, it was someplace. Oh, netflix Argentinian science fiction I'm out, yeah, all subtitles. It's not like Squid Game, but it's like Squid Game in that. I just have no idea what's happening.
Speaker 2:I have no idea where it's going.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure, you're just like I don't know what's going to happen. This is a really interesting setup, kind of end of the world setup, and you're like, okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2:I love it.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to watch it.
Speaker 2:Let me be very clear Too much work.
Speaker 1:So now we need a movie Tony. Give us a movie, Tony.
Speaker 2:movie yes, now I can do that part of the show, so um hold on, let me make sure I get the name, the name right correctly. I'm just googling. Finn wolfhard does that. Does that tell you where we're going?
Speaker 1:I should know what this is, but I don't remember, is it?
Speaker 2:this is the movie he directed this is the movie that he direct. He co-directed with someone else who I can't remember now, but they also star in it and this is, of course, a wonderful new horror film called hell of a summer, which is like supposed to be a throwback to slashers. It looked really bad in the trailer to me, but I also have a strong dislike for finn wolfhard, so I'm excited to see a what he does with something that's his own and, b to watch him fail. You know, I like both of those things.
Speaker 1:This could be a really good movie.
Speaker 2:I hope it is good. I hope it's great. I hope I watch it. I'm like man, that was fun. That's a movie I wish I would have made.
Speaker 1:You know, finn Wolfhard, banger you're going to say about it. It's a Wolfhard production. Okay, hell of a summer. Hell of a summer. If you like what you see, give us a thumbs up, give us a subscription, leave a comment.
Speaker 2:Those are three things three things you can do three things you can do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and we'll be back next week doing hell of a summer. Hell of a summer. Thanks for waiting while Tony took a call in the middle of the show.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to post all of that. Maybe should we just leave that up.
Speaker 1:Tony kept me sitting here for like 25 minutes while he was ordering his lunch.
Speaker 2:Chick-fil-A. I need my lunch.
Speaker 1:Hold the anchovies please. Yeah, no, it's good, We'll see you next time.
Speaker 2:Goodbye everybody, hey watch it.
Speaker 1:With Dan and.
Speaker 2:Tony, hey, watch it. Goodbye everybody.