Hate Watching with Dan and Tony
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Hate Watching The In Crowd: Snake Handlers and Sociopaths
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What makes a psychological thriller truly captivating? In this episode, we crack open the vault to examine "The In Crowd," a largely forgotten gem from 2000 that perfectly captures the post-Cruel Intentions era of teen psychological thrillers.
From the moment Adrian steps out of a psychiatric institution and into the pristine world of an exclusive country club, we're drawn into a world of wealth, privilege, and deeply disturbing secrets. The film's queen bee, Brittany, takes a suspicious interest in Adrian that goes far beyond simple friendship. As we discover, Adrian bears an uncanny resemblance to Brittany's mysteriously absent sister – a coincidence that proves increasingly sinister as the story unfolds.
We unpack the film's most memorable moments – from Adrian casually handling a venomous snake to the hilariously over-dramatic scooter accident that sends Kelly flying. While "The In Crowd" never reaches the erotic thriller heights of its contemporaries, it delivers surprising moments of genuine entertainment amid its predictable plot. The golf club murder scene, Simple Wayne's disturbingly decorated mannequin, and Brittany's masterful manipulation tactics provide fascinating glimpses into a thriller that could have been truly great with a few different creative choices.
What fascinated us most was the film's missed opportunity to create genuine suspense by never making the audience question which character is truly unstable. Despite presenting Adrian as potentially unreliable due to her psychiatric history, the film immediately establishes Brittany as the true villain, removing any possible ambiguity that might have elevated the story.
Whether you're revisiting this forgotten thriller or discovering it for the first time, join us for a deep dive into a movie that, despite its flaws, stands as a perfect time capsule of early 2000s psychological thrillers – complete with all the questionable fashion choices, flat lighting, and country club melodrama you could possibly want.
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Introducing Hey Watching with Dan and Tony
Speaker 1Make sure I have all the pages of notes for this movie.
Speaker 2How many pages you got? I got 1.25 pages of notes for this Almost four and a half. Four and a half.
Speaker 1A lot didn't happen in this movie.
Speaker 2Hey watching with Dan and Tony. Hey watching with Dan and Tony.
Speaker 1It's like watching. Yeah, welcome to hey Watching with Dan and Tony. It's like watching. Yeah, welcome to hey Watching with Dan and.
Speaker 2Tony, I'm Dan.
Speaker 1I'm Tony. On this show we talk about movies because we're a.
Speaker 2Uh-oh.
Speaker 1We're going to say funny things about movies. No, you can't.
Speaker 2See, you can't preface it with that, because then nothing that follows is going to be funny.
Speaker 1I always remember there was God. What was it? It was an improv one time and somebody did a whole thing. You know where they were, like talking about how they're going to play this great character or something. And you know the teacher was just like you can't, you can't preface it with how good it's going to be, because then when you suck, everyone's going to like.
Speaker 2But even if you don't suck, you're not going to live up to whatever you just set up. It's just not going to happen Because now, as the audience, we're like, okay, bring it on, come on, bring it on, bitch, let's see this. You think you're so great? Yeah, let's see this happen.
Speaker 1And then it's never good as you want it to be. We talk about movies. This week. I picked the movie. I picked the in crowd from 2000,. Hour and 45 minutes. Mary Lambert, who was kind of an up-and-coming director who did Pet Sematary, Pet Sematary 2, which were well regarded. This, I have to assume, was the beginning of her slide.
Speaker 2Well, but then later she gets to do. Which one. Did she do Something? Did she do something else? Good, well, good isn't the right word, didn't she do? Like one of those giant shark movies, eventually, giant shark movies.
Speaker 1She did one of the giant shark movies, I think she did.
Speaker 2I'm going to find it out, but I think she did like Gatoroid or whatever the hell that was. Remember that.
Speaker 1There needs to be a movie called Gatoroid, and I don't think that there's like this. It's a gator that lives outside of a gold's gym.
Speaker 2He's all roided up Gatoroid.
Speaker 1Oh God, you could sell that, you could sell Gatoroid, we might sell it just based on the podcast to be honest with you.
Speaker 2You talk about million dollars, ideas, that's the one right there.
Speaker 1I've been having the million dollar ideas every day.
Speaker 2No, you've been crushing it, okay, yeah, see, here it is Mega Python versus Gatoroid.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is Gatoroid it is.
Speaker 2Gatoroid Too late. I know why. I know this movie. Shout out to my buddy, kevin Horton, who is the police officer in this movie. I have seen this movie. Now that this is, it's all coming back to me now. I've seen this movie and it's great.
Speaker 1Is it a roided up gator because of roids?
Speaker 2It is. I don't think it's because of roids.
Speaker 1I don't totally remember the movie. It's not, you know, it's one of those real ridiculous movies, but it was fun, wow. So she will do anything for a paycheck at this point, seemingly.
Speaker 2She's crushing it, I think, is the answer.
Speaker 1Okay, so this movie, I don't know. I just found it on a list of terrible movies. It's barely a Beverly Hills 90210 episode, just barely, barely a beverly hills 90210 episode.
Speaker 2Just I mean it's so it this had to have come after, like cruel intentions. I didn't check the time. I think cruel intentions was like late 90s right, and cruel intentions I think was kind of the first of these. Like you know, I don't know teen sex thriller movies. You know Thrillotica, if you will.
Speaker 1You like that one Thrillotica.
Speaker 2What did I say? Thrill, thrillotica.
Speaker 1I didn't do the erotica, yeah, so it's got to be Thrill-Rotica I see where you're at. Were there any thrills? Was thrill dash erotica? I see, I see where you're at um. Was there any? Were there any?
Speaker 2thrills. Was there any erotica there was, there was a little bit of erotica that she got naked uh she got, she got topless twice sorry, sure, yeah, that counts, trust me.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's a preview, but that counts this is 2000.
Speaker 2I am 15 years old right now in my time Greatest movie ever, and there's like a really, really tiny part where she seduces the other girl on the boat. So like there's very slight erotic thriller points to this, but it never excites. You know what I mean, which is a problem Because Cruel Intentions. Very sexy movie, you know.
Speaker 1I remember one of the girls in this was in Wild Things 2.
Speaker 2And I mean Wild Things is another one, yeah.
Speaker 1Wild Things pretty, racy movie pretty, you know, denise.
Speaker 2Richards, richards, neve Campbell.
Speaker 1Very attractive, you know, neve Campbell Very attractive. You know, mm-hmm, you know, and this movie, just the lighting is flat, the people are flat, the dialogue is flat, yeah, yeah, ooh.
Speaker 2Some of the acting very poor, some of it's really bad. This brunette, brittany, she's pretty great, she's good, she's solid really bad.
Speaker 1This, uh, brunette britney, she's pretty great, she's good, she's solid, if, if she had, if she had something more to do and she started doing it earlier and right yeah there was an amount of you not knowing exactly what was happening in the movie, then maybe you had a movie.
Speaker 2It's interesting that you bring that up, because I did find something that the original press releases for the movie. One of their whole things was like don't spoil the ending, Like don't tell people about the ending, and it's like what there's no twist, there's no twist.
Speaker 2What would I be telling people? It's like yeah, I mean, it pretty much goes exactly how you think it's going to go. If you see the movie, you're going to know how it ends. About eight minutes into the movie. I don't know. I'm not really sure what they thought we were going to spoil, but they did it all on their own, I think.
Speaker 1Yeah, there are about three things I liked in this movie, and one of them comes very quickly and one of the other ones is very at the end.
Speaker 2Okay, well, I'm going at the end. So, okay, well, I'm gonna write this down three things, because I would like us to hit all three. I feel like a lot of times and we have not gotten any comments about this, but I feel like a lot of times we say, hey, there's these things I like and we never hit them. We hit some of them.
The In Crowd and Mary Lambert's Directorial Journey
Speaker 2I don't feel like we hit all of them. I always count three, so you got to tell me all three things that you like I know two of them and there them.
Speaker 1There might be a third one.
Speaker 2We're already backtracking. I'm going at 2.5. 2.5. I'll accept the 2.5.
Speaker 1And the .5 might just be Kelly's hair. I like Kelly's hair.
Speaker 2Sure.
Speaker 1In one shot.
Speaker 2There's one shot Just in one, shot In one scene I enjoyed her hair.
Speaker 1The rest of the time her hair was all right, so that's a 0.5.
Speaker 20.5, it is All right Well all right, so now we're down to two. We got two more things we got to talk about.
Speaker 1And I will swear to God I'll get you those two.
Speaker 2Swear to me In the Lost Lands. I told you my one thing. Okay, that's pretty easy to hit.
Speaker 1Let's, let's, let's increase the, the bar for barrier here. And this movie is made up of all these sort of teen people that had been in like are they sort of teens.
Speaker 2I think the main lady was like 28 27 years old teen movie people or whatever you want to call them okay.
Speaker 1Because the Final Destination kind of movies and all because you look back on it. I looked at like five or six of the main people and like what have they done since and before? And they all sort of had this movie's in 2000,. They all sort of had 98, 99 movies that you could tell did some box office Okay.
Speaker 1Like Final Destination and it might you know like Final Destination, and it might have been that If Final Destination came out in 99 or 98, one of them was in it for sure, and then they've all gone on to continue to do movies like this for a number of years after this and maybe up until now. I didn't really look that deep, but everybody was kind of working actors.
Speaker 2I want to shout out one actor in this movie. Okay, yeah, let me see if I can find it. I have it pinned here. Here we go charlie finn. This guy's great, so he's one of the one of the friends. He never really gets featured that much, but he's one of the click see the wavy hair guy. Like the long flowy hair. No.
Speaker 1There was long flowy hair, and then there was one other random, fairly good-looking guy whose name I never clocked.
Speaker 2I'm assuming it's that one.
Speaker 1Okay, I never clocked his, but anyhow. He dated the blonde whose name was Sheila, who they set her up as the first name dropped, and she literally has nothing in the movie. She disappears, she has nothing in the movie. It was amazing how nothing she had in the movie.
Speaker 2That is the guy All right. So that actor's name, Charlie Finn. This guy is great he. The minute I saw him I was like, oh my god, Super Troopers, he is the burger joint worker in Super Troopers. That's like don't spit on that cop's burger. That's it. He will live rent free in my mind for the rest of my life and I was so excited to see him in this movie. I don't know what he's doing, since I hope he's working, but he's great, he's a real treasure.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, he has nothing to do in this movie.
Speaker 2He has nothing to do in this movie. Super Troopers came out a year later, so maybe this was like his. Hey, I'm in a movie. You should put me in your movie, you know.
Speaker 1Wait, who was the one guy that got out of the Jack Simmers the Duke guy? Whatever happened to that guy in this movie? Because there's the guys in this movie. There's Tom back from rehab. Right, he kind of floats in kind of does stuff and then disappears back to rehab.
Speaker 2He's the tennis pro right.
Speaker 1No, no, no, that's Matt.
Speaker 2Oh, matt's the tennis pro. Okay, the love interest.
Speaker 1Who's one of the workers, but also sort of crosses over. And then at one point, jack Simmers maybe that's his last name or maybe he was simmering gets out of the ocean it was a descriptor. But then Jack never reappears. He kind of maybe does a little something.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, you're right, because he comes out of the ocean with his abs on display and that's kind of it.
Speaker 1And I don't know if he ever does anything again. I don't think he does. There's so many people in this movie. It's very confusing initially just writing down names and hoping it comes into focus.
Speaker 2And did it. I'm curious on someone who watched it more carefully than I did.
Speaker 1The women did, but the men did not. Well that makes sense. I mean Jack and Tom and then this other guy that you know. They got very confusing to me and then the long wavy hair. There's too many other random dudes.
Speaker 2There's a lot. There's a lot of random people in this movie that are there but not really there. So we start the movie. Wait, before we start the movie, I got to talk about one last thing. I know we're 15 minutes into this. I apologize, but I want to talk about the writers. Did you do any research on this? Right, there's a pair of writers that are credited with this movie I have.
Speaker 1I have one thing to say about the credits. After you do the writers, I will say what I have to say about the credits. I did no research.
Speaker 2So the the writers uh, a gentleman named mark gibson and philip halprin I have no idea if I'm saying this right. So this is their first movie together and they went on to do three or four movies together, but real quickly. The movie that Philip wrote before this is a movie called Legally Exposed. Here's the quick synopsis An archaeologist's lifelong search for a unique relic, rewarded when he finds an object that has the power to turn anyone into a sex starved maniac with the push of a button, which is a movie I need to see desperately, okay. So this guy knows what he's doing. I think that when he wrote with mark he got watered down because legally exposed sounds pretty great, but this movie sounds pretty bad. But then you'll never guess where they went after this. So they wrote in 2000,. They wrote the In Crowd In 2002, their next movie was the Cuba Gooding Jr banger Snow Dogs.
Speaker 1A family movie.
Speaker 2They wrote a family movie and then they wrote a Disney animated film Called the Wild that was like zoo animals going to New York. So they really took a sharp right turn After this movie and went family friendly and then petered out. They haven't written a movie since 2007, but just an interesting, interesting journey that they had together. They haven't written a movie. What did I say? You said wrote in a movie Okay, that they had together. They haven't written a movie. What did I say? You said wrote in a movie, wrote Okay. Grammatically, I'm all over the board.
Speaker 1Here are my two things from the.
Speaker 2Yeah, what are your two things?
Speaker 1Music by Jeff Rona. I don't know why that?
Speaker 2Is that someone we know?
Speaker 1Just I thought that name was funny. That's right down, Then right after that.
Speaker 2Edited by. That's right down then, right after that, edited by pasquale buba.
Speaker 1Oh, outsourced it. We start off. There's here. We take out the air conditioner. The air conditioner is dripping oh my god dripping into this coffee can drip, drip, drip. Why what is? Why it's called tension tony. There's a girl, she's blonde. This is our this there's a girl, she's blonde. This is our protagonist.
Speaker 2Adrian, that's an interesting word for her.
Speaker 1She's our protagonist.
Speaker 2She's the person we follow. I don't know.
Speaker 1She's in front of a board of members of this psychiatric hospital trying to see if she's going to get out. So we're not even talking yet, but everybody's looking at everybody and on the right end there's a doctor and he's playing with a golf tee and he accidentally flicks it and flies across the room and hits her.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Yeah, this movie has peaked way too early, so this is one of your favorite things.
Speaker 2Oh, absolutely, I wrote down. This was my favorite moment of the film and the rest of it was all downhill from here.
Speaker 1I was like here we go, we're going to have a roller coaster ride of insanity and we never do this again. It's so disappointing I have no idea.
Speaker 2I'm so confused how this is even in the movie, because it makes no sense for anything For that character who we never see play golf again, even though he's part of the country club. He's never golfing, that is true, so why is he playing with a golf tee? I don't know. It was great. This was a wonderful opening moment and I was like boy I can't wait to see where we go from here. We don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1Because I watched the first two minutes and got to that and then I stopped the movie and had to do stuff and I was like now I'm excited to get back to it. Yeah.
Movie Setup: Adrian at the Institution
Speaker 2This is the perfect moment to pause, Because you're like okay, this could be a good movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2If you would have watched 30 more seconds, you would have never come back to the movie.
Speaker 1It might not have, you would have just stopped forever. So it was kind of sad.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right, we got one left, so the other one's at the end of the movie. Yeah, it's near the end of the movie. All right, put a pin in it everybody. We got some time to wait.
Speaker 1So it turns out that Doctor is Henry. He's going to take her to his country club.
Speaker 2She's got a job there. All you got to do is no drinking, no sexually obsessing over anyone and you got to put that into context a little, I think.
Speaker 1Well, they kind of go through her folder. We find out that she was sexually obsessed with someone or something. Yes, yep, we'll find that out later.
Speaker 2Will we? I'm actually still very confused about that. I'm very confused about the whole situation. I'll tell you why. When we get there, I guess a little bit later, but it's weird that he drives her right.
Speaker 1Well, you, you, you expected there to start being pervy stuff. Right you got, there has to be some stuff that's going on.
Speaker 2This is why I'm. Can we just talk about it now? Can we spoil it a little bit and talk about it now, Because I'm very confused, Dan.
Speaker 1That he screws up Britney later. Is that what you're saying? No, with the blonde girl they had sex right?
Speaker 2No, Come on. Yes, they did no.
Speaker 1No, no, come on, yes, they did no, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2So here's what. I'm convinced that this is the truth. They had sex. He realized that she was emotionally unbalanced. He gaslights her into believing that it was all in her head, but he really fucked her and that's what really happened. He faked that whole thing. He lied to her and was like no, we never did anything. We never did anything. You, this was all in your head.
Speaker 1and then she believed it it was a different doctor, wasn't it? I thought it was him. No, it was a different doctor it was a different doctor. This is all very confusing if it was the same doctor, there's no way he would be on her parole board.
Speaker 2That's why I was confused all the time and then he drives her to the country club and I was like this is so inappropriate, I don't understand anything they set you up to be confused.
Speaker 1I do not, but it was a different.
Speaker 2I am confused because then that doctor sleeps with the young lady britney later and I was like, yeah, this guy's got a pattern.
Speaker 1You know what I mean that'd be a much more interesting movie if he was so like Because isn't he in the car?
Speaker 2I swear, in the flashback scene it's that doctor in the car. When she's smashing the windshield, you can't see who the doctor is man.
Speaker 1I don't know. Well, look it up Now you're gaslighting me and I'm thinking.
Speaker 2I'm making all this up in my head. It's very easy to make people think they're crazy.
Speaker 1That was not the impression that I got, and there's just no way that they would if he was directly involved with her.
Speaker 2That I mean, I agree with all that. That's why I was so confused it was her therapist right, and he's not a therapist, he's a doctor. I mean, I guess. But he's a doctor in the psych ward. But he's a doctor, he's not a therapist.
Speaker 1She had her thing with a therapist who she went in and talked to, so it's a different person. I'm going to rewatch it while we're doing this right now and he's not her therapist, because when she goes back to the hospital she's seeing that other lady therapist.
Speaker 2Well, isn't he dead at that point? Spoiler alert, oops, I don't know I do know.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can see. But see that's an interesting movie. That's not this movie.
Speaker 2Wow, sure, here's what I will say about this movie. This movie is unnecessarily convoluted, for as simple as the story truly is Like, they try to make it seem as if it's twisty and turvy, and it's just kind of not. No, it's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 1Before she leaves, there's Tanya the redhead, who's crazy, who wants all of her pictures on the wall but what's her name? The girl takes them and then Adrian takes them and tears them up and is like totally freaked out. And you're like okay, here we go. She's hot and cold right, she can play the game when she's in front of the people, but when she you know her emotions take control elsewhere, she never loses it again the entire movie.
Speaker 1This is a one-time opportunity here and so there's this one postcard of an nc yf painting, the one where it's what's her name in the field. Like gesturing for the thing, she tears it up, but then she wants to keep it, so she keeps it, she tapes it back together and it becomes this really thin, terrible plot point throughout the movie.
Speaker 2Yeah yeah. Is it a metaphor of some sort that I didn't understand? You think I don't.
Speaker 1I'm unaffected by metaphors.
Speaker 2Just in general, just as a blanket, okay, well, there you go, good to know.
Speaker 1There's plot, there's subtext, but metaphors you know that's above my pay grade. Symbolism I don't believe in symbolism.
Speaker 2So you don't like the Da Vinci Code? Then huh.
Speaker 1There's no symbolism in Da Vinci Code.
Speaker 2Isn't that what the whole thing is? Well, that's like the more like the study of symbols. I guess which is different?
Speaker 1Symbology, Symbology symbolism?
Speaker 2I mean, listen, I don't know.
Speaker 1That's what Tom Hanks studies. He studies symbology.
Speaker 2Well, I like those books. I think those are fun. Robert Langdon books are pretty fun.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2The movies, well, they got very bad. I think I saw Da Vinci Code, but I don't think I ever saw it. What was it? Angels and Demons was the other one, I think.
Speaker 1There's one at the end where they're running around on these platforms and if something gets dropped in the water, everyone in the whole world will die. It's like a Tom Cruise movie. Yeah, that makes sense. Your Tom Cruise movie is going to face the AI. He's going to face the AI. He's going to have to, like, talk it down. Oh, you AI submarine, let me tell you what's what Submarine.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you I'm very excited, by the way, are you excited?
Speaker 1I'll watch it after it comes out on streaming. I don't have to pay for it, sure. So, not that excited, I guess, would be the answer. I mean, whatchamacallit came out, thunderbolts came out yesterday and I haven't gone to see it. You know, that's like the one If there's a movie I'm going to go see, it's going to be Thunderbolts.
Speaker 2I might go see it. I'm pretty excited. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about that. I want to see Now we're just off I want to see Sinners as well. Really badly, but all right.
Speaker 1Cut um. The club manager is bob mead. Who, who never? Who is always ready to like be cruel, like slightly for no reason.
Speaker 2For no reason, no reason at all we meet joanne the brunette.
Speaker 1Uh, this is her third season there. She bought a truck last time. She's. She's the good old, the good old girlfriend, the female friend that's to look at you, disapproving as you hang out with the in crowd.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, like you're not one of them.
Speaker 1Yeah, she's like be invisible. Make your money yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah yeah, high-waisted shorts. That's what I noticed about her. I don't know Very unflattering. She's very I noticed about her. I don't know Very unflattering.
Speaker 1She's very attractive. At the end I was like, oh, she's very attractive. You know, they kind of like make her not attractive. But at the end, when they're like driving away, when they're riding, up and her car, the truck that she bought wow.
Speaker 2Nice truck, Good for her. Ten out of ten. It's beautiful. It's like this aqua teal. I'm not good with colors Aqua teal but it's cool. It's cool man.
Speaker 1I want it. I was like I was into her when they were driving away. I was like yep now.
Speaker 2It's probably the truck. The truck elevates her hotness Could be, that's why middle-aged men buy fancy cars. To impress trucks yes, to impress the trucks on the road. No to impress women With trucks. What are you talking about With trucks, Trucks and cars and stuff? Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1We meet Sheila the blonde. She never has anything to say in relation to the plot again. And we meet Brittany the brunette queen.
Speaker 2Very important to the plot.
Speaker 1Of the place. She runs the place Pretty attractive. There's one scene where it's sort of dark at the end of the movie where you really see her eyes. She has the most beautiful blue eyes, oh piercing.
Speaker 2Yeah, for sure it's like whoa.
Speaker 1I never noticed them at any other point during the movie. Just that one shot.
Speaker 2Interesting. I wonder if they were. There's probably a trick of the lighting where they're kind of highlighting it specifically for that reason. But she is in the television show Make it or Break it.
Speaker 1Is that a new show?
Speaker 2old show, not even a little bit. I think it's 2007, 2006, 2007. It's about gymnastics. It's great. Was she good? Was she good? Yeah, I think she plays one of the moms. I think it's been a long time since I saw it, but I loved that show. I thought it was great.
Speaker 1It's good, good for her and she's a good actress she plays it.
Speaker 2No, she does the best that she can with what she's got, I think.
Speaker 1And when she's doing psychotic, at the end you're like she's psychotic, it works, let's go. Oh, spoilers. Adrian is never psychotic. Brittany is the psychotic in the movie.
Speaker 2That's why I was like I just don't buy that she really had this psycho obsession. You know, because she never does anything unstably again. She's the most grounded person in the movie, other than the friend you needed to gaslight her, right, that's what needed to happen.
Speaker 1In the movie is because we've set up that she can when they, when she talks about what she went through she. She became obsessed with this guy and then fantasized a whole relationship with him or in my world, he really had a relationship.
Speaker 2The doctor was like that never happened. I'm to pretend you're crazy. I'm going to lock you up so you don't tell my wife.
Speaker 1A movie that we've seen and can't be done. Probably yeah, but this movie we don't do either of those things.
Speaker 2And so there is no confusion.
Speaker 1You are never confused and you have to be confused in a movie like this I would.
Speaker 2I would have liked and this, maybe this is just me right like I would have liked to not know which one of the two women is actually doing the heinous acts you know between. I would like to to, part part of me, believe that adrian is the one.
Speaker 1Yes, and people.
Country Club Dynamics and Character Introductions
Speaker 2Yes, yes and then or Britt, and I'm like I don't know which one of you is crazy. I don't know until the end, when the twist happens. You know, that's what I was looking for.
Speaker 1And even better, they're both crazy.
Speaker 2Which is a given. You know what I mean? They're women, Whoa. Look at this guy.
Speaker 1She has. She puts up her NCY postcard. In comes Simple Wayne, who is the Simple Groundskeeper.
Speaker 2Why? Why is this what is happening?
Speaker 1Where? Oh okay, I'm up to three things I like.
Speaker 2Oh wow, I get to add another one. Is it Simple, wayne?
Speaker 1No, but it's Simple Wayne adjacent. Okay, so I've got it. It's so good. And it's another thing that you could have. I mean, it's in the movie. We'll talk about it when we get to it, sure.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So the dudes are? You know we're on the beach. The dudes are playing a prank. They've got a bag and what they do is they stick the bag up the umbrella. So when you open the umbrella, the bag falls out and you know it's full of shit, or something like that.
Speaker 2No, that's not what's in it, oh sorry.
Speaker 1Or something like that.
Speaker 2Dan. I thought that you were so confused that you didn't understand what happens eight seconds later in the movie.
Speaker 1I understood what happens. So Adrian comes over there, opens the thing, the bag falls down and here is a snake a snake, which is definitely poisonous. By the way, I don't just based on the colors it's poisonous it is a red snake and yeah, that's bad, it's not like a garter snake that just looks like a normal sort of snake where you still be cautious of. And she's just like snake.
Speaker 2She just picks it up and like she wraps it around her hand and is like talking with it. I was like what is happening? She is crazy. This lady is full on nuts.
Speaker 1And there you have a moment. Right, you have a character who you're trying to say is crazy, and you're having her pick up a random snake that has fallen out of an umbrella, which she should know does not belong there.
Speaker 2Like that, there's no way. There's no way that that snake accidentally showed up. That's not the way it works.
Speaker 1She hasn't wrangled snakes earlier in the movie making us think that this is a very snake infested area.
Speaker 2There's so many snakes at this country club no.
Speaker 1And what is she doing? She walks it towards the ocean, I believe.
Speaker 2Yeah, she might drown it, she might just kill it. She might be an animal cruelty person. Have I told you my gardener snake story before? Have I told you this?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2So I'm scared of snakes. We've talked about that, I'm sure. If I've told this story before I apologize.
Speaker 1But like if you're at the zoo and they're walking around with a beautiful big boa constrictor and you can pet it and touch it and you're going to do that right.
Speaker 2Because it's cool. I would absolutely never do that. They tried to do that at school. They would bring in like snakes and be like who wants to put it on your shoulders? Not me, because that's how kids get dead. Okay, that thing will just wrap around you can't breathe. Wrap around you can't breathe. It's way stronger than you, okay, but okay. So here's my snake story. I'm swimming, I'm, I come from a good life, right, I'm swimming in my pool in my backyard.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm having a good time my private pool before my before I, before I got out to go to the country club to swim in the country club pool we've never.
Speaker 2We've never belonged to a country club, but we did have a country club near us that some of my friends belong to. We had to live in North Oaks in order to be part of the country club. We didn't live it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1Did you work at the country club and have to serve them a shrimp?
Speaker 2You think I had a job. You're so funny. No, no, I'm kidding. I my You're so funny. No, no, I'm kidding. My first job was in college. So I worked at a toy store. Jesus Christ, zany Brainy. Oh, that was a great time. Okay, let me tell my snake story real quick. Okay, real quick. So I'm swimming in my pool, I'm having a great day. My dad is pulling weeds or something, I don't know what he's doing and he picks up this gardener's snake, is like, hey, look, a gardener's snake. And I was like, dude, get rid of that thing. And he was like are you scared of snakes? He's like, yeah, I'm scared of snakes, just get rid of it. And he threw this thing at me. He threw it at me, it hits me in the face and falls into the pool. And then this fucker is swimming in my pool and I am panicking. I am, I am floundering around, I'm freaking out. I finally crawl out of the pool and my dad is just in stitches, right, and he comes over and he picks up the snake.
Speaker 1All right, he picks up the snake.
Speaker 2He doesn't throw it at me, but this is how he kills the snake. Oh God, he killed the snake.
Speaker 1He kills the snake, okay.
Speaker 2So he grabs the snake and then he does like a whip you know how you whip people on the butt with towels he whips it at my face and the thing snaps and dies inches from my face and it falls down. And then he, you know, and then he called me a bunch of bad words, but it was the most traumatizing day of my life, pretty sure.
Speaker 1We used to go out insect collecting as kids and one time we found a little tiny snake, you know, just like the little wormy ones yeah probably.
Speaker 2Maybe yeah, sure.
Speaker 1Maybe a foot long, maybe.
Speaker 2But real skinny.
Speaker 1Really skinny. We put it in one of the jars to keep, because we're insane, we're done for the day we're driving back. Well, there's holes in the top of the thing for it to breathe.
Speaker 2Sure yeah, otherwise it'll suffocate.
Speaker 1Tiny Stoke goes right out there. So three kids in the back of the station wagon and there's a snake loose.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I freaked out.
Speaker 2I crashed that car.
Speaker 1Well I was not driving but I freaked out. I got to say I did freak out. I mean. I guess we got it out of the car. I just remember freaking out and I think I gave myself a cramp.
Speaker 2I think I gave myself a cramp. Yeah, because you're doing these things, your muscles aren't used to it, but that pool is pretty funny. I would have done that too.
Speaker 1I wasn't gonna kill the snake. I'll let it go because it's cool.
Speaker 2No no, it gets dark. The end of that story gets dark and I apologize very dark, sorry people.
Speaker 1We do not condone that. We don't want the, we don't want the um no, I know no animal deaths, you know um, and britney's. Britney gives her the eyeballs, britney's in the movie. We're going back to the movie Brittany gives Are we talking about a movie? Brittany gives her the eyeballs and is like I'm checking you out, I'm checking you out, Nummy, nummy, nummy yeah yeah, yeah, we meet the tennis boy, matt Adrian likes him, and Brittany shows up and he's kind of Brittany's boyfriend, kind of.
Speaker 2Kind of. Yeah, it seems like the kind of is the right word, but they're definitely involved in some sort of fashion.
Speaker 1Adrian's serving cocktails and here comes Tom. Oh, this is the first evening. Here comes Tom's out of rehab. Tom's a good-looking guy and Tom's going to be hitting on Adrian, I think. I think he's the initial hit on him. Brittany sees the doctor come in and she kind of grabs on him and it's all over him for unknowable reasons. Yeah, because it's cool. Out by the boats we meet Kelly, the girl with short hair, and Bobby, the guy with two earrings, who's kind of dumb, kind of the bartender of the group. He's dumb right, the bartender of the group he is.
Speaker 2He's dumb, right? Is that what his deal is?
Speaker 1He's kind of dumb but he's kind of nice he's actually. He's not as terrible as all the rest of them.
Speaker 2Yeah, but he's also like socially awkward a little he's a little socially awkward. Yeah, I'm not sure I believe that he'd be a part of the clique. That's all I'm saying I don't know. Well, he just makes them drinks. He's not really that's true, Because Brittany does say at one point, like your only job on this earth is to make me a drink. Now that you're saying that, that does ring true.
Speaker 1He does not have high social status Because Kelly's like we dated last time and she's like pass.
Speaker 2Oh, that's right. She totally blows him off. It was like that was last summer, which is a great line, by the way.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was good. Actually, no, I'm up to four things I like in this movie.
Speaker 2It turns out, dan, this movie pretty great Okay.
Speaker 1They're very far between you can go 25, 30 minutes. I'm going to tell you overall.
Speaker 2I had a good time with this movie. This movie's fun.
Speaker 1I'm glad it's silly but it's fun. Um uh tom got a hummer. Adrian is doing well, he did bob mead sends her off to the ice machine because he sees that she's enjoying herself.
Speaker 2Go to adrian and he's so mad about it, he's so angry that she's fraternizing, which maybe that's true. Like I I, you know I don't actually get to go to the cool country club, so maybe that's true. Maybe, like there's a line that you just cannot cross and you know it's bad.
Speaker 1So she's getting it. Boom, she sees that Brittany has drowned in the pool. She goes out there, sort of drags her To the side and sort of gives her Mouth to mouth.
Speaker 2She's definitely giving her mouth the mouth Still in the pool.
Speaker 1And then we see, you know, Brittany like kind of opens one eye, like yeah, okay, she's fallen for it.
Speaker 2Right Now? What, what's happening? Can you explain this motivation to me?
Speaker 1She has somehow figured out that Adrian is going to see her out a window and then she's faking it, drowning by, you know, going full Sunset Boulevard and faking it drowning. Yeah, but in this case it is faking it Sunset Boulevard. It's a real drowning.
Speaker 2Sure, well, so go, sandlot. You know Sandlot, oh really, he fakes that. I think he's. Yeah, he fakes it because he gives the little thing before he jumps in the water and then he gets a kiss from the hot girl. So he's faking it, yeah.
Speaker 1That's a you and a Todd movie. I haven't seen that movie.
Speaker 2You've never seen the Sandlot, no that was after my childhood.
Speaker 1I didn't go see kids movies after I was an adult.
Speaker 2First of all, it's an all-ages movie because it's great. All right, jeez Louise, jeez Louise. Yeah, it's about Babe Ruth, sort of.
Speaker 1They go back to Adrian's room, Brittany sees the postcard, turns it over and I guess figures out she was in the institution.
Speaker 2Right? Did it have the address on it? I can't remember.
Speaker 1Yeah, you vaguely see something and I think we assume, oh, because it was probably sent to her at the institution, so now she knows.
Speaker 2Dan, I do have a question. Was she trying to make out with her or was this, just, like her, only way of thinking, of talking to her?
Speaker 1drawing her in, giving them a connection. Her lesbianism, when she uses it is is only, it's only a tool.
Speaker 2It's not real sure, yeah, which is, which is totally cool, but slightly weirder when you find out that she looks identical to her older sister.
Speaker 1Yeah, it would be kind of weird making out with your older sister like that's why I'm.
Beach Parties and Romantic Tensions
Speaker 2I mean, you don't know it at the time, yeah, so I guess there's that. But then later you discovered that adrian looks identical to Brittany's older sister, sandra, and who then she made out with, which is kind of weird.
Speaker 1We all have fantasies, Tony.
Speaker 2Okay, Dan, you keep telling yourself that.
Speaker 1I wrote so they're connecting over the painting. And then I wrote nudity. And then, oh wait, oh she is changing. Oh, because she's in wet clothes, and so she takes off her clothes and we get some toplessness.
Speaker 2Yeah, just topless again.
Speaker 1And then Bob Mead shows up and then Britney's put on a shirt, but put it on where it's like you know.
Speaker 2It's pretty see-through because it's just like a white shirt. She just does the tie thing.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That'd be tough to walk in on. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1Next day they're doing laundry. The boys shut off the power, matt fixes it and she's all like Well she's in the elevator.
Speaker 2She's in the elevator. The joke is like does she get stranded in the elevator? But it only lasts for about three seconds before Matt turns the power back on Yep. So when she gets down to the bottom she would just be like did something happen? I'm not really sure. And then he'd be like, yeah, not really.
Speaker 1It's very strange.
Speaker 2She should be like in there and calling for help, right.
Speaker 1But she's like she says to Matt thanks for saving my life.
Speaker 2Right, but she was not even. She didn't even get to the point where she could have panicked. It wasn't long enough for her to think about and be like.
Speaker 1I'm going to die in here. It's a come on. Tony, From who? Why is everyone?
Speaker 2flirting with everybody. I'm confused, don't?
Speaker 1you remember youth, tony, when everybody wanted to hop on everyone.
Speaker 2Well, let me explain to you that my youth was not, that I was never the beneficiary of that sort of thing.
Speaker 1So no, I don't remember that, dan, I'm not saying you got to have the good times, because you, of course, didn't have the good times. You got to watch all your attractive friends have good times. Yeah, I mean, I had some good-looking friends, you know there you go yeah, some good-looking friends, you got to let the dog out. Who let the dogs out? The dog, okay, so Brittany's observing all this and so she's like not happy cause Matt's, you know, flirting with someone else flirty, flirty yeah um, so she goes and tracks down Adrian and is like come to the beach party.
Speaker 1and uh, kelly's pissed that they're inviting Adrian to the beach party, right? Why, why.
Speaker 2Why does Kelly care? I don't know. I don't know. Kelly's the only one that seems to care.
Speaker 1Because Kelly wants to be with, she's into Brittany. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 2That's true.
Speaker 1That's the true subject, and I guess now that again now, having watched the whole movie.
Speaker 2She's also the one that helped bury Sandra Sandra, or however you say her name, so she probably knows, understands more than anybody else, what's actually happening. I guess.
Speaker 1But we never really set up that Kelly's in love with Brittany. We just really and it would have been easy to set up you tell the actress that you're in love with Brittany. We just really, and it would have been easy to set up, tell the actress that you're in love with her and then just give some good subtext lines and just have her moo eyes, or whatever Moo eyes, like a cow's eyes.
Speaker 2Yeah, what's moo eyes?
Speaker 1That's what moo eyes is. It's like you know, like you know what. The most I read a thing where there's a. That's what mua is. It's like you know, like ooh, ooh, you know what. The most I read a thing where there's a wildlife photographer and he's like you know what the two most dangerous animals are that he encounters.
Speaker 2Yes, no.
Speaker 1Snakes and bees no, not snakes and bees, that's ternies.
Speaker 2Not bees. Bees are fine.
Speaker 1Bees kill you. If you're Not bees, bees are fine. Bees kill you. Are you allergic to bees? No, of course not.
Speaker 2I've only been stung by a bee once. Knock on wood.
Speaker 1I got stung by a wasp right in the middle of my chest, in the heart.
Speaker 2They were trying to kill you.
Speaker 1The heart is not in the middle of the chest, are you?
Speaker 2sure To one side.
Speaker 1I always thought that like.
Speaker 2I know, like I was, for maybe this was a rumor I heard when I was younger, but I remember very distinctly that I used to you know cause we do this? And then they were like, well, it's actually more in the middle. So then I used to do this for the pleasure of allegiance. I put it in the middle because I thought that that's is it not there? I'm going to look this up you continue with your story. Who are the two most?
Speaker 1dangerous animals Badgers.
Speaker 2Horses and cows Horses, I understand, because they can kick you and you're dead right.
Speaker 1And this is what he said and it's pretty interesting Horses and cows don't really realize how big they are, so they're not trying to kill you. Oh interesting.
Speaker 2They're just kind of like hey, get away from me.
Speaker 1Or they're like, hey, let's play, and they step on you or whatever. They don't and they're not afraid of humans, they will just come right over. They don't. There's no boundaries between cows and horses and humans.
Speaker 2Which is which I guess I understand, because my favorite thing in the world is a big dog that thinks that it's a tiny lap dog. Yes, that's my favorite thing in the world.
Speaker 1That's your favorite thing in the world. It's my favorite Like when they just All the things in the world.
Speaker 2When it's just a big 80-pound dog and they like run up to you and jump into your lap and like, try to curl up. And they're like, oh, why don't I fit on this lap? I just love it, I love it.
Speaker 1So much you want to have that. Do you want to have a Great Dane? Is that a Great Dane? Yeah, I would do that.
Speaker 2Do you have one?
Speaker 1Are you offering it to me?
Speaker 2I'm a very small dog. Yes, you do. Yeah, real cute.
Speaker 1Okay, as Adrian's walking to the thing, Kelly tries to hit her with her scooter. That was funny. That was funny. I like that. That was nice. At the beach party, Bobby hits on her, Joanne is serving drinks and we get a nice awkward moment where Joanne has to serve her a drink. I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 2Yeah, sure, yeah nice.
Speaker 1And then Jack Summers gets out of the water and he's hot, the Duke. Is he the Duke, or did he go to Duke?
Speaker 2Oh, I don't know the answer to that. I thought he was a Duke, but now that you're saying it, going to Duke sounds more probable than him being an actual Duke of something.
Speaker 1So now we're all around the fire or something and we play the party game. What is the party game they play, tony?
Speaker 2Well, I'm actually confused because they're playing Never have I Ever, but they don't call it those words. They changed the words. They changed the name I don't know. I was like, oh, you're going to play Never have I Ever, but they didn't call it Never have I Ever. They just called it like I Never or something. They shortened it to just I Never or something. I've always played it as Never have I ever ellipses, and then you fill in the blank so you're just so I say never have I ever something that I've never done right?
Speaker 2yes, but generally something you know that someone else has done, it's a mind game, right? So you're you're saying I've never done this, but you've done this because you're a whore. That's generally how you play that game never have I ever murdered.
Speaker 1And then we go around and we figure out who's murdered someone.
Speaker 2Yeah, like I drank.
Speaker 1Tony drank. Oh, so you drink, and that's how you know. Yeah, it's a drinking.
Speaker 2See, this movie doesn't play the game very well. It's a drinking game and if you've done the thing that the person said they've never done, you have to take a drink.
Speaker 1So then you can point out oh, exactly, and, and this movie does not play any of those things right and I'm just sitting there like I've never played this game. I've seen it in movies yeah, for sure but you're just like. I'm like what's supposed to? Is this supposed to raise hands, what's supposed to happen?
Speaker 2so you're not even quite sure. Take a drink. It's a drinking game. It's a drinking game.
Speaker 1And so we do one. And then the one girl, I think Kelly, says I never drank with the help, and then it pisses Adrian off. Well, because it's pretty mean, it's very mean. She says good night. She gets up and then Brittany follows her and then she talks about her sister who left, and then Jack throws a Frisbee and then he says I didn't mean to get you all wet. Like how did he get them all wet?
Speaker 2I think that maybe the Frisbee's wet or something, because they're playing at the beach. I didn't understand this line either, other than they wanted to make the euphemism of like making the girls get her all wet, okay, um, but also that frisbee not glow in the dark. That would be very hard to play frisbee at night, I'm pretty sure yeah, uh, the doctor sees her britney at the spa.
Speaker 1We have this weird sassy hairdresser. The guy that plays the sassy hairdresser is some guy that did a lot of character work.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, for sure.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know what his name is.
Speaker 2I'll look up his name but it's a real nothing.
Speaker 1We have a golfing montage where the you know Brittany and her golfing and we, simple Wayne, drives by in his his buggy at one point and glowers at them. And Simple Wayne drives by in his buggy at one point and glowers at them, which I kind of enjoyed.
Speaker 1Wow, glowers, good word, dan Tom is macking on her. So the guy that was a drunk, he's there macking on her teaching her how to shoot you know how to golf, and all that. And then Kelly hits one in the woods and then doesn't want to go in the woods, and then, uh, britney protects her from having to go in the woods, and so we're like I guess there's something in the woods, that something you can't see, you can't now let's just real quickly talk about this golf seduction scene where he's putting his hands between her puts his hands between her legs and like to spread them out right, there it is
Speaker 2but my favorite part is he comes up to her and he says you need to spread your legs, you need to spread your legs. And she's like oh, no, no, sexy stuff. And he's like no, no, no, seriously, it's called your stance. As if the as if your stance is a golf term. Like, it's not, that's not a golf term. You're not like, oh, your stance, you know what I'm talking. It's how you stand, it's not a golfer. He, I don't know. It just bothered me that he uses it as if. Like, that's the golf term. You know, she would understand your stance, because it's how you're standing. And then he goes up and he just just spreads him a little bit. The guy's not teaching her how to play golf, because then, because her legs are spread out, she hits the shot. Good, like this is the dumbest scene I've ever seen. Make it more sensual for me. Okay, there's a lot of stuff you can do with a golf swing you want to go, you want to go full ghost.
Speaker 2You know like I would love a full ghost moment. You know, slide his hands down her forearms and get into the grip a little, you know I think your point is the way he goes about.
Speaker 1It is not sexy at all it's not sexy at all here I put my hands between your thighs.
Speaker 2It's like right if somebody did that to me, I would not be around. I wouldn't be like, oh, golf is an arousing sport. I'd be like, just stand over there and tell me what you want me to do. This is weird, dude.
Speaker 1If Tom is going to put his hands on her. He should actually put them on her in a way that she's going to actually enjoy.
Speaker 2You know, do some hip work because you got to keep your hips loose. You know, get your butt out a little bit, Pull that hips loose. You know, get your butt out a little bit, pull that into me. There's a lot of things you could do with a golf swing.
Speaker 1That could make it a sexy scene and this is not that Back at the clubhouse, brittany's like. I know you're an institution, but you know what you could do. You can keep the clubs.
Speaker 2Okay, keep the clubs. I don't understand. It's very confusing. Well, it's a setup for later in the movie, but she hasn't already planned that and you think so? You think she's playing 10 steps ahead of everybody else.
Speaker 1that's crazy, absolutely, oh, yeah, oh yeah, she's gonna screw this girl over.
Speaker 2She's already decided I mean, I guess that would make I don't understand why she befriends her in the first place.
Speaker 1To be honest with because the way she handled that snake.
Speaker 2You think that's what it she's a snake charmer. There's no reason why she did yeah, I don't know, unless the yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1Because the truth of the matter is is Brittany should have taken her away from one of the other girls that befriends her.
Speaker 2Sure Right.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2That's what you want to do. Yeah, you can't have the.
Speaker 1There's a new person and then Brittany is threatened by that when she sees them. Okay, this is exactly what should have happened. They do the snake prank, right, snake falls on the ground, she picks up the snake and then she terrorizes them with the snake right. Oh, it's just a little snake, and then she holds it to one of the other girls you know the blonde girl and she goes eww.
Speaker 2Or boys, Because boys can be scared of snakes too. Dan.
Speaker 1This is like the weakest of the boys, Bobby, you know the most effeminate one, the one that exudes no maleness.
Speaker 2Sure, that makes sense. That's who would be afraid of the snakes it throws it in the pool to scare Bobby. It's a scary thing when a snake's coming at your face, dan, but that's what she should have done and gains her respect.
Speaker 1The guy with the long hair is like, oh, you're badass, oh she's badass. And Brittany's over there like oh, wow, she's. You know, let me. And then Britney walks over and she's all like no, I'm the queen, but you know she's.
Speaker 2This is mine.
Speaker 1Oh, she could say oh, you want to come to the party, we're all going to be there, Boom Great. We've set up a dynamic, but no, we don't set up a dynamic I wouldn't worry too much about that.
Speaker 1Boom, boom, boom. Okay, let's see when are we at. She got to the club's late night shower. There's a peeper in her house. There's a gift on her bed. It's the dress from a magazine we set up this magazine where it's like, oh, look at this, the most beautiful dress in the world. It's like this $125 dress. Yes, fuck.
Speaker 2The judgment dripping out of Dan Goodsell right now. That's probably out of a Macy's catalog. It's $100.
Speaker 1Okay, no, it's not. Macy's makes good stuff, it's not even.
Speaker 2I don't shop in retail stores?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2It's pretty nice.
Speaker 1To what would be with J in retail stores. I don't know.
Speaker 2It's pretty nice, jc Penney. Is that the little JC Penney dress?
Speaker 1Oh boy, You'll catch me dead in that dress. Okay, she's got a dress. There's a party at Brittany's house. She goes there. There's nobody there, she lets herself in. She walks upstairs. She's like Brittany, where are you? And then Brittany appears.
Speaker 2What happens?
Speaker 1then, then she's like I told you you'd look amazing in that dress. There it is.
Speaker 2They go downstairs, everyone's downstairs, making the world's biggest racket yeah, which is confusing, right, because weren't they just not there?
Brittany's True Nature Revealed
Speaker 1I, I don't know they've been there the whole time you would have heard them well, there's a question. You're in there, you're in your basement, you and your yeah, your bros, you're partying, you got the stereo on, you're doing some karaoke. Can your mom upstairs here?
Speaker 2all right, two things. To say this real quickly, we used to do a ton of karaoke. There was a game called karaoke revolution for the playstation 2 and it was kind of like dance, dance of karaoke. There was a game called karaoke revolution for the playstation 2 and it was kind of like dance, dance revolution, where there was notes on the screen and you sang into a microphone and it would like grade you on how well you hit the actual notes of the song. It was the greatest game of the world. We used to record ourselves playing this. It was dope. So, yes, all of the things you just said happened all the time, and I can't even begin to tell you how many times my dad would come down and yell at us to keep it down. So, yes, you can absolutely hear it. The neighbors can hear that shit. Everybody can hear it. It's not soundproof, dan.
Speaker 1This is not soundproof. Okay, so we're good. They're playing pool, and then Kelly's getting mad. Because Kelly's mad, bobby's making drinks, and then then one of the guys bet one of the other guys something, so his girlfriend has to give the other guy a blowjob.
Speaker 2Oh, it's just a blowy.
Speaker 1Okay, I made it sound like it was sex, but it's still the same. The visual setup was that she was about to give him a blowjob. Super weird, it's the same. It's still the same.
Speaker 2The visual setup was that she was about to give him a blowjob, all right, super weird, super weird, super weird stuff happening at this party. I don't know Rich people, am I right?
Speaker 1Well, they're like doing the blowjob on the pool table while everybody's standing outside. It's like okay.
Speaker 2Well, they shut the doors. Yeah, like seven minutes in heaven, but with blowies and whatnot, that's kind of gross.
Speaker 1Kind of Okay, then they go, oh meanwhile, oh, then they forgot the CDs. So they send her upstairs to the CDs. Adrian goes upstairs to get the CDs and then has the hiccups. Here comes Tom, is it?
Speaker 2Tom, yeah, why does she have?
Speaker 1the hiccups. Oh, so Tom can get all over her again. And then he teaches her the true cure to hiccups. What's the true cure to hiccups? Tony?
Speaker 2So you take a no, you hold your breath upside down and then you take a drink of water.
Speaker 1Yes, what you do is you bend over all the way as far as you could bend, and then you take your glass and then you drink upside down, reverse, reverse drink.
Speaker 2I thought you had to hold your breath, because here's the thing you taught me this I don't know if you remember this.
Speaker 1I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah you taught me this Because I always used to just do the hold my breath, which can work, it can work, it can, but it doesn't. It's not consistent, but the thing. So I've been bending over then holding my breath and then at the end, when I'm like I need to breathe, I take a drink of water, swallow it and then breathe, and it's been, it's been real consistent ever since. But yeah, you taught me that. So thanks, dan, thanks for saving my life.
Speaker 1You're welcome because hiccups if you have hiccups for 15 or 20 minutes, you're going to want to kill yourself.
Speaker 2I probably can't tell this story. I won't use any names, but someone at my wife's work had to call out of work because they said they had the hiccups for 13 hours straight. I don't know if that's possible. I don't know, but that sounds brutal.
Speaker 1There's people who have hiccups for weeks and months and years and stuff.
Speaker 2Weeks and months and years. That sounds I'm very sorry to all you people. You can look that up. Hiccups are not fun.
Speaker 1You have them for a minute. If I ever have them for a minute, I haven't had them in years, thankfully.
Speaker 2Is that true? Yeah, I get them. When I eat spicy foods, which I do a lot, I get them. I have to be careful with pretzels. That's an interesting one. What do you think?
Speaker 1that's about. It has something to do with the pretzel flour or something, but look it up, pretzels, I think it's hiccups. Yeah, I think it's hiccups. Pretzels cause hiccups.
Speaker 2Pretzels give me hiccups. That's the first thing that came up. Yes, some people report that eating pretzels triggers hiccups. Theories include eating too fast. Well, that's probably what actually happens with me.
Speaker 1If I'm being honest, that's actually.
Speaker 2I said it's spicy foods. It's probably 99.9% Me just shuffling food into my fat mouth. Dry food. So they said swallowing dry food in the chemical reaction of baking soda with the stomach acid.
Speaker 1But I can absolutely attest to it. I can always. When I eat pretzels, I'm always right on the edge.
Speaker 2I'm not a pretzel guy, so this is probably why the only time I eat pretzels is in those Gardetto's the Mix. What is that called? Gardettos mix, I think is that what it's called? I don't know. You know what I'm talking about, you know what I love, the big bavarian pretzels.
Speaker 1But not like those the soft I love soft, but there's hard bavarian pretzels that you can get. They're big, each one's, like you know, maybe all two and a half inches, three inches across. Oh so good that sounds terrible.
Speaker 2It's so dry I'm gonna get those you gotta do, you dip it in something like cheese or something like cheese sauce pretzels and mustard is that's the main way.
Speaker 1I like mustard. Okay, all right. Okay, he saves her from, he saves her from the hiccups, drinks the water, then they start kissing, and then Britt is out there peeping on them, and then Super weird.
Speaker 2This is such a weird scene. You're going to have to break this down for me.
Speaker 1She's on the balcony like behind curtains and she's like sitting in a chair watching, watching Like dead stare watching, so she knows what's going on Continue. Then Tom mounts on top of Adrian, continue. Then Tom mounts on top of Adrian, but not yet. Oh, so they're kissing and stuff.
Speaker 2Tom looks out the window.
Speaker 1Oh, he sees her, yeah, and.
Speaker 2Brittany does this.
Speaker 1Gives a head nod, oh she gave her a nod Do it.
Speaker 2And then Tom basically tries to force her and I was like what is happening right now? Brittany's powerful, it's weird, man, it's weird.
Speaker 1Brittany's powerful. It's weird man. It's weird.
Speaker 2Adrian pushes him off and he hits his head and Brittany's not happy Because he failed at forcing her to phone. I don't understand everything.
Speaker 1Back down at the pool, brittany and Adrian reconnect and she's like, oh, the date rape. And she's like he gives her the me too. You know, I believe you.
Speaker 2Yeah, like we should tell someone and then they don't. I don't. I'm very confused by this whole thing. Brittany is way smarter than me in this movie. That's what I've learned.
Speaker 1She's very smart. She has the smart of the intelligence of the writers telling you exactly what everything's going to happen. If you know everything's going to happen in the movie, it's easy to prep for your murders. Sure, yeah, that's true, that's true. Collect all the evidence you need on what's going to happen. They go dancing. No, wait, no, let's go. I've got a job. We're going to dance, I don't know. And then Kelly's like she's playing with you, and then Adrian tells her that she's pathetic, someone sabotages Kelly's scooter and then, oh, they're going to go dancing the next night, as they're driving to go dancing. Well, they go dancing.
Speaker 2They are dancing. Yeah, they're seducing some guy on the dance floor for fun.
Speaker 1They grind with him and then they leave and drive away from him and like peace out In her cut with this Funny scene. It's pretty funny. In her cut with this is Kelly driving on her scooter Also a funny scene, the scooter breaks down and she falls. I love the fall. That was another one of the things I really enjoyed in this movie.
Speaker 2Did you love her after effects of the fall?
Speaker 1Well, there's actually a number of things I liked in this part. She falls, which I thought was hilarious. She does a very hilarious fall. Then what happens?
Speaker 2Yes, then we cut back to them for a second. Then we come back to her and she's laying on the ground and her head is shaking back and forth. I don't understand. I don't know why her head is still bobbing like as if the after effects of whatever would happen. That made me laugh really hard. Yeah, the fall was hilarious, I loved it.
Speaker 1No notes. It was just like in the cleaner when she threw the soda with them and he's just like an explosion. Okay. They drive by the crash. They're they're putting her into the, into the um full body cast, basically, and one of them, I think britney, yells kelly like she's trying to get her attention like oh, hey guys, hey, I can't, I can't move my body, but hi.
Speaker 2Hey Kelly.
Speaker 1That was very hilarious. And then they're like they talk to the ambulance guy, he's like, oh no, she'll be fine.
Speaker 2No no.
Speaker 1What he says is.
Speaker 2I think she'll be fine, as if he has no medical training whatsoever, he's like yeah, I think she'll be okay. She's in a full body cast going into this ambulance. She does not look great, I don't know. She does not look great. What a scene.
Speaker 1Okay, so, back next day at the club. Adrian's talking to Bobby and Bobby drops the big thing that Adrian looks just like Sandra, brittany's sister, who has peaced out, and we're like, oh okay. And we also find out that Sandra and Matt were a thing Like oh, this is interesting, right, yep. Adrian goes and quizzes Matt about Sandra and we find out that she just peaced out, but she continues to send postcards saying glad I'm not with you, fuckers.
Speaker 1I'm living such a beautiful life out here and at the same time as they're doing this in the hotel, we pan over there and there's Brittany listening.
Speaker 2We don't pan that far, though she's everywhere. My thing is it's not a big pan right like it's just a couple of feet, and she's just nobody noticed that she's there she's just sitting back in the chair judgmental.
Speaker 1So they're like, oh, we should go get some food. And they're like, okay, they take off, she gets in her car and then drives, does a drive by of them eating food.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, she's out of control.
Speaker 1Adrian gets back and she gets quizzed by Brittany and she's like Matt is mine, remember, I brought you in, I can throw you out.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1That's cool. Back at the psych hospital, there's Britt. She sees the doctor, she's pushing somebody and she's acting like she works there. She's a candy striper Is that a term? You know, tony, candy striper.
Speaker 2It is, but only from the movies. Okay, good, you know yeah.
Speaker 1It was a fading thing when I was young, Sure sure, sure, sure, but I saw them one time. I saw candy stripers at the hospital one time. Really, they were wearing, I believe, white and pink striped, almost, like, you know, japanese made costumes. It was weird. Okay, fucking weird. Here's like no, this is not good no, this is not go back.
Speaker 2Go back into that closet. You need to change your clothes here you know how.
Speaker 1there's things in your life that you're just like this. This is not what a thing should be called candy stripers. I was was like no, no, wrong, wrong, okay, where are we at Quiz by Brittany? Boom, boom, boom. She's at the hospital. She goes into the doc's office looking for files. Adrian opens up to Joanne about what happened. So this is when we set up. What happened. Was she? She? It was a school psychologist, she was acting out and then the school psychologist. She obsessed over the school psychologist so couldn't have been the doctor.
Speaker 2Okay, no, you're right, she started fantasizing with them.
Speaker 1Then she thought that they had sex, but it was all in her mind. She got betrayed Unless it all really happened.
Speaker 2We don't even meet this guy, so maybe it all did. Maybe it did really happen.
Speaker 1Then we have this weird scene where he's sitting in the car and then he's pretending she literally doesn't exist, which makes her angry. Then she beats up his car. What does she beat up his car with?
Speaker 2Golf club. Wait what? What does she beat up his car with Golf club. Wait what, what is it? Hockey stick, Her hockey stick. You're right. I guess it's field hockey stick the line is something like and then my hockey stick was in my hand or something. It was something really weird. Yeah, you're right, I totally forgot Hockey stick.
Speaker 1bad thing to say because you don't immediately think field hockey when you say hockey stick, but it must be a field hockey stick.
Speaker 2Yeah, because she's not skating around.
Speaker 1I don't think so. And then she got said to spend time in the hospital. Sure, yeah, kelly returns. She's got a scrape on her face and she has a cast on her leg or something Split on her leg.
Speaker 2Something, yeah, and she's got a bruise on her shoulder and a cast on her leg.
Speaker 1Yeah, Adrian says welcome back. Wait, does Kelly get mad?
Speaker 2at her then.
Speaker 1You were right about Brittany. She hated Sandra. Somehow Adrienne's talking to someone, I guess maybe it's Kelly.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's talking to Kelly, because Kelly comes in and she's like hey, I'm sorry, you were right. Yeah, so you were right. That's about it.
Speaker 1Then we find out about this ring and I guess Sandra had this ring and then when she left her mom made another copy of the ring, so Brittany would have the ring.
Speaker 2Because Brittany freaked out or something I couldn't figure, or Sandra. One of them got the ring and then the other one was jealous, so the mom made a copy, so they'd each have the ring or something like that was britney had the ring mom gave britney the ring.
Speaker 1Then mom took the ring back from britney and gave it to sandra and then made another copy of the ring for britney.
Speaker 2So britney didn't get to have the ring, not the original right, which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1I don't know. Okay, copy, you're only here for the summer. And then Kelly's like oh, you're only here for the summer, I'm here for the rest of my life. And somehow Brittany's in the other room listening to all of this, also stone-faced yeah, she's just.
Murder and Manipulation
Speaker 2They either just do conversations around britney all the time or she is literally everywhere at all times it's one of the two and I don't know which one it is.
Speaker 1She always knows where to stage herself to hear everything all the goss, all the hot goss now. Now Brittany goes back to the psychiatric hospital wearing the dress that she had given to Adrian, and then seduces the doc.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, I had to get all that semen on it.
Speaker 1Get semen all over the dress, Could you? Could? You don't do it inside of me, Do it on this dress.
Speaker 2Just do it all over the dress please, for no reason, no reason. I just really enjoy it.
Speaker 1Let me clean this all up with this dress, gross. Um, then britney takes kelly for a midnight sail and then they start making out. Well, she puts a life jacket on her first, then they go out and then she takes off the life jacket so they can make out and she pushes her in the water. You get the dialogue. Help my leg, you bitch Thought you were my friend. Bye, kelly, goodbye. Did you want to say anything else about that sexy scene?
Speaker 2I don't think so. I mean so it would have been better, right, if they had built the relationship up to this point, so that when Brittany is seducing Kelly a little bit, you're like, oh yeah, Kelly's going to fall for this, as opposed to just like, yeah, Kelly fell for it. But I wasn't totally on board with why. You know what I mean. Sure, there should have been some previous tension. And then when Kelly finally gets what she wants, which is the love of Brittany, you're like, oh yeah, and then she throws her in the ocean. It's like, oh shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, kelly has to come back, brittany has to hug her, and then the hug goes a little longer and then Kelly gets a look in her eye like oh, I love you.
Speaker 2Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1And maybe things have changed now that you know. If Brittany said something to Kelly like, I can't believe how much I missed you. We need to start reconnecting, because the hug is like maybe her hand goes down to her butt. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2You gotta give us a little something weird. Give us a little something.
Speaker 1And then boom, the next day we're post-funeral, post-kelly funeral.
Speaker 2Right, and it's Tom is Everyone's just standing at the bar and they're like, well, we just came from the funeral, everybody.
Speaker 1What the Done with Kelly. It's good to know her.
Speaker 2Not that great, though, if we're being honest.
Speaker 1And Tom is back in rehab, so Tom is done.
Speaker 2Well, because they're asking for him, right. They're like I, though, if we're being honest, and tom is back in rehab, so tom is done, well, because, and because they're asking for him, right, they're like oh, I didn't see tom at the funeral. Did you see tom? I didn't see tom. Oh, he's back in rehab.
Speaker 1Okay, all right um, and then britney's back, with back into matt's arms and adrian's like oh, classic, classic classic so, boom, adrian somehow discovers she's having some time with simple wayne, and she discovers that he's a painter. So she goes to his room. And here's another thing that I loved he has the world's creepiest mannequin covered in stuff, including a shoe, and it's like it is a pervert mannequin yeah, no, 100%.
Speaker 1It is his fantasy mannequin that when the lights are dim in the middle of the night, he's thinking thoughts about that, mannequin, and he's not just thinking thoughts.
Speaker 2I guarantee you there's some holes in that mannequin.
Speaker 1Okay, just throwing it out there okay, there's holes in the mannequin, um, and she sees this shoe that has this sort of Just throwing it out there. Okay, there's holes in the mannequin. And she sees this shoe that has this sort of diamond buckle on it and realizes it's the same shoe that was in this picture of Sandra with the gang and she's all like oh and.
Speaker 2Simple.
Speaker 1Wayne is like it's all just a stuff I find on the golf course, so she's putting it all together.
Speaker 2But why does she do this thing where she holds the shoes together?
Speaker 1Oh no, she does that later. Oh, that's later Okay.
Speaker 2You explain that to me later.
Speaker 1The next day, Adrian rides her bike to Brittany's house and she goes, you know, the housekeeper opens the door and she's all like oh, I forgot my sweater in Brittany's room. Great line, Great line. I'll just let myself out. That line would work 100% of the time. Oh, absolutely Smart line. She goes up there and starts, you know looking, and then she. So she tries the shoe up against the other shoes so she knows it's the same size as what Brittany wears. Were they twins, Were they fraternal twins or something?
Speaker 2Dude, see, I don't know, I am so confused about it all.
Speaker 1Because I saw something about fraternal twins and I can't remember if it was this movie or something else I was watching.
Speaker 2Okay, all right, what did you see? I don't know. Oh, I thought you meant like you saw information that would pertain to this. You're just saying in general something.
Speaker 1There was some piece of media I have seen in the last week had for General Twins.
Speaker 2And I'm like it might have been this movie. It might have been something else. Is it this movie? Okay, I understand where we're confused. Now I can't tell you, oh boy.
Speaker 1We're confused now I can't tell you. Oh, boy, but she keeps on snooping. Brittany comes home. Don't know how she came home, because what's her name? Went there when she was off with Matt doing tennis. But okay, so much tennis, yeah she finds some sunglasses which they act like are significant, she steals them. Oh, because she's going to use them later.
Speaker 2Because she's setting up for what her plan is right, which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1Big plan she doesn't need to make a plan now because she doesn't this, whatever she finds the she finds the big pile of postcards and so we're like, oh okay, that's, she's doing the fake postcard things here, can't? I can't wait to talk about how, by the way, but continue britney comes up there and like it's kind of confused because the window's open and that here we see adrian climbing down the drain pipe and I'm like that's tony's. There's tony's teenage childhood climbing down the drain pipe actually, dan.
Speaker 1I had my room in the basement so we had, we snuck out of the windows no, I know you did into the pool area. Did you ever climb up a drain pipe or down a drain pipe in other situations of your life?
Speaker 2I wish that I could. I think I would have tore those right off. I don't think they make drainage pipes strong enough to hold this frame. Well, okay.
Speaker 1Brittany sees her riding her bike away and is like uh-huh.
Speaker 2Yeah, it wasn't very sneaky.
Speaker 1Game on Dinner service Adrian is distracted. She gets a text from the doctor. She goes down to the laundry room. Somebody locks her. She gets locked in some room, yeah, and then it's Brittany that's in the laundry room waiting for the doctor. The doctor is like us having sex was a mistake, we're not going to do it again. And she's all like here's the mistake. I'm going to beat you to death with a golf club.
Speaker 2And it's brutal, it's the best, it's great.
Speaker 1He's bleeding.
Speaker 2There's blood everywhere. They spray the lockers with blood. It's nice.
Speaker 1They spray the laundry machines with it.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, mr Machine man.
Speaker 1That's me, I'm Mr Machine man. That's me, I'm Mr Machine man. Beats him to death with a golf club. Unlocks Adrian, she sees the club. Sees the thing we don't get her to pick up the club, which I thought was very disappointing. She should have picked up the club.
Speaker 2And literally Well, but she already all of her handprints handprints, come on, guy, fingerprints are over it because she used them already, because they were the golf clubs that Brittany had given her.
Speaker 1I was like, okay, that's good, the plot is good.
Speaker 2I don't know if it's good Semen on the dress.
Speaker 1Semen on the dress. There's all this semen. It's all coming together, dan. Of course it would also have a number of people's DNA if you're testing for DNA. But whatever, and the golf club's going to have her fingerprints on it. She's a reptile. They perp walk her through everyone. Bob Mead is just beside himself with happiness that she's being perp, walked through his club, right his thing, that he manages where a guy just got murdered.
Speaker 2He is ecstatic that this is happening to adrian yeah, he's got a big, big old grin on his face and it's weird, it's? I don't know. He's a weird guy. I would love to learn more about him.
Speaker 1She's gonna get held at the institution until the trial. She's going to get held at the institution until the trial. She's back in the room with crazy Tanya who's like I told you you'd be back. Then we're doing the time for meds. She, you know, she's, takes the meds and is like, oh yeah, swallow them, and then, of course, hasn't swallowed her meds. She's putting them away.
Speaker 2Cause no one checks under the tongue. Because no one checks under the tongue, apparently in this world. That's what you have to do. Yeah, there you go, Tongue up, tongue down. Dan's been in and out of psych wards all his life. There's some truth to that Boom, boom, boom.
Speaker 1Mads Bobby is laying in the boat lamenting Kelly, and then he finds Brittany's lip balm.
Speaker 2Because he rolls over with a purpose. He already knew it was there.
Speaker 1I'm sorry and britney has this lip balm that she's always like loves that stuff, she loves it so she, he figures out that something's up.
Speaker 2So he goes to, which is which is confusing to me, because they don't know that the boat was taken out because she brought the boat back. So the boat isn't really a clue and they're in the boat all the time. I assume right, but it's fine.
Speaker 1What they should have done, which Brittany should have, like peeled off. She should have dove into the water and swam away, leaving the boat, you know, after she goes under. She should have just swam back to shore, leaving the boat out there.
Speaker 2Yeah, there you go, very smart.
Speaker 1That makes sense yeah.
Speaker 2Because then she's lost at sea and you know that's nobody's fault, yep.
Speaker 1Bobby goes to visit her at the institution and easily gets in to talk to a person who has murdered someone and it is being held as psychiatric.
The Final Confrontation
Speaker 2Yeah, they just kind of let them hang out, I don't know. Kind of weird. It's even weirder when the next scene. But that's fine, this is the thing you want to talk about. So she's divulging how Brittany did all of her plans and his big comeback was what about the postcards? Yeah, what's the answer? As if that's one, as if that's a hard thing to fake, right, not a hard thing to fake whatsoever, but apparently the answer is there's a service that you can send a postcard to in an envelope and they will send the postcard back to you. Yes, that, what in the world is that, dan? That can't be a real thing. It's a service. Is it a real service? Of course it is why. Why would I need this? Because people are collectors. I'm confused.
Speaker 1People collect stamps.
Speaker 2Don't I already own the envelope or, sorry, the postcard? Okay, tony, break this down for me. Dan, let me go really slow If I send.
Speaker 1if I want a postmarked postcard from Morocco, I send this thing to Morocco. Someone in Morocco pulls the postcard out of the envelope, puts a stamp on it, sends it back to me and then it'll get the postmark and I will have a Moroccan stamp.
Speaker 2But you didn't go to Morocco. I did it back to me and then it'll get the postmark and I will have a Moroccan stamp. But you didn't go to Morocco.
Speaker 1I did not go to Morocco.
Speaker 2So why are you getting the stamp? See what I'm saying In this movie.
Speaker 1this makes perfect sense Because I collect stamps and I collect postmarked stamps.
Speaker 2Well then, you should probably go on vacation more, dan, there used to be a whole thing where all the time they would do these things called first day covers.
Speaker 1They might still do some. I don't think they do a lot. And you print up an envelope and then they put a specific stamp on there and then they run it through a postmark, because you know every postmark is different, right?
Speaker 2No, I don't know.
Speaker 1Do you know what a postmark is?
Speaker 2I assume it's some sort of stamp they do at a post office.
Speaker 1Yes, and what that does is that makes it so that it says that the stamp is used. If a stamp is postmarked, it cannot be used again. So it's basically a cancellation. So what happens is usually it'll say the date and it'll say where. So it'll say Buffalo, New York, February 3rd 1968. But what they do with first date covers is they'll make a special stamp just for that that might say like Walt Disney's 25th birthday, and then you put the Walt Disney stamp on there and then you, you get the special thing and it makes an instant collectible.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 1And there used to be a lot, Just like there used to be a lot of beer can collectors. There used to be a lot of stamp collectors and they would collect these first day covers of all sorts of things.
Speaker 2Okay, listen, I've been proven wrong once again. Yeah.
Speaker 1I didn't send a lot of mail in 2000. This movie's from the year 2000, when things were very different. No one has a cell phone. Okay, it's too bad.
Speaker 2It'd be so much easier if they did.
Speaker 1Bobby steals Britney's keys and then steals the ring, so now they have the ring. Adrian crushes up the pills and then drugs. Her therapist and a therapist you know falls asleep. She goes.
Speaker 2Oh, finally finally, it's also there's. She's talking to the therapist and she's like I don't think you're asking me these things because you're my friend. I think you're asking because you have to. And I was like, yeah, that's what a professional therapist would do. They're not your friends. This is your whole problem. This is what happened last time, when you started having hallucinations about your lover or whatever happened. I don't understand. She's not able to put that line together. But she's not your friend, she's doing her job.
Speaker 1She dresses up. As the doctor sneaks out, Bobby picks her up. I was like, okay, Bobby.
Speaker 2She doesn't look anything like that. Doctor, can we just talk?
Speaker 1about that for one second. I thought it was pretty good she held up the flowers Good night orderly arm the doctor. I mean come on man, I think you totally get away with that.
Speaker 2It's the 2000s, you're right. No cell phones, so they don't know what people look like.
Speaker 1Everybody's stupid back then. Everyone is stupid. Okay, we're at the party, matt's dressed up, she's with Brittany. They go to take the picture and, boom, as they're taking the picture, adrian looks out the window. No one else looks out the window because it's only available for her to see out the window.
Speaker 1There's Adrian dressed as Sandra. Oh no, she freaks out. She goes to the window, boom, she's left. The shoe, the shoe, the omen shoe. Ah, she's starting to freak out. The omen shoe, she goes out. They go back to the table. This was nice. There's a little present and she's all like oh for me, and everyone's like no, I didn't do this, but of course.
Speaker 1Bobby did it because he's the plant. That was a good move, because you're like okay, that really works well. She opens it, inside is the ring and so she's in big freak out time. She goes out, she leaves and goes to the water cooler to get water. The phone is ringing outside. She goes outside, she answers the phone. It's like who's this? Who is this? It's your sister. Okay, she's freaked out. She boom, she goes into the thing, breaks a window to get the shovel. I don't know what she broke the window with, but she broke the window to get the shovel yeah.
Speaker 1Goes out there to the golf course, right in the exact location in the forest that Kelly was afraid to go into, and digs up her dead sister and pulls out the hand, first of all dig up is a bit of an exaggeration.
Speaker 2She is less than a foot deep. This is the least hidden body of all time. Animals would have found it Just saying, just throwing that out there.
Speaker 1How deep do you have to bury to keep the animals?
Speaker 2off. You got to do at least six feet. That's what they say, right?
Speaker 1Is that what they say? Is it really six feet?
Speaker 2That's what they say. That's why the whole thing about six feet under. That's why they bury bodies six feet deep. Listen, maybe science, maybe I'm misleading everybody right now, but in general, dig deep, guys. If you're going to hide a body, get it deep underground or it's going to get dug up.
Speaker 1Well, we got a movie to get through, and then Adrian comes over there and confronts her. And then you know, never confront a psychopath with a shovel, because she starts hitting her with a shovel. Piece of shit out of you she sort of runs halfway to the thing, then Bobby comes up, then she whacks Bobby a couple of times. Yeah, they go into this Again, weak. They go into this downtown. I mean, he's a very weak man. Tony, kind of your spirit animal.
Speaker 2Yeah, I really felt Bobby in this movie, you know.
Speaker 1And then they go down to this downstairs thing and she gets.
Speaker 2And there's like a weird fight scene, I don't know Poking the light's bad. I can't tell what's happening this whole time. I don't know.
Speaker 1I killed Sandra because she was jealous of Matt. You shouldn't have turned on me. Garden Clippers they fight by the pool. Adrian goes in the water and then what's-her-name goes in there and starts to drown her. And then everybody comes outside and sees everything going on and we get the classic Bobby's, like you did it.
Speaker 2And then she's the crazy one, which is a great line.
Speaker 1She's the crazy one. Matt jumps in there to save Adrian and they carry.
Speaker 2Bobby tells everybody the truth.
Speaker 1They carry Adrian off. Two guys carry Adrian off, yeah, and then she gives you your classic lines what, what are you staring at?
Speaker 2You made me this way, she tries to make it like a society thing at the end, which was a weird it's a real weird thing to just put in the end, be like well, you know, society puts pressure on people and then they snap and and murder other people. I, I don't know, I didn't get it we have payday for the girls.
Speaker 1They get in the truck and they drive away. Oh Simple Wayne gives her a postcard of the painting again, Sweet Simple.
Speaker 2Wayne.
Speaker 1What are the things they yell as they drive away? Tony Adios.
Speaker 2I feel like I heard adios sign R or something.
Speaker 1Adios is the final one Before that. See ya suckers. See ya suckers.
Speaker 2Adios.
Speaker 1Yeah, brittany's now in the institution, but we see one of the orderlies is bringing her food and also bringing her some of her lip balm. He is under her spell. Terrible movie, terrible movie.
Speaker 2Well, you're right about that. There were a few fun parts, but it was no, I had a good time. I mean, it's a bad movie. Let me be very clear. I didn't think this was a good movie, but I thought there was a lot of fun stuff.
Speaker 1It dragged and it could have been more fun.
Speaker 2Nobody had the.
Speaker 1Very few of the characters. Brittany had some fun. Adrian been more fun. Nobody had the 100%. Very few of the characters Brittany had some fun. Adrian had no fun, yeah. Most of the characters just really didn't get to have a lot of fun and if everybody was in on the joke, kind of more Sure. Yeah, you know we were a little late on putting up last week's episode. Yeah.
Speaker 2Technical difficulties.
Speaker 1I was you know, was thinking of the title for the YouTube video and I was like I wrote Camp is Dead. Well, sure, and that was the problem with that movie is in the Lost Lands it wasn't campy at all and Resident Evil movies are campy?
Speaker 2Not at all, and it needed to be. Yes, it needed it. Not every movie needs to be campy, but that movie certainly did.
Speaker 1And these kind of movies need to be campy. They can't 100%, you can't play them as straight dramas, and this is played pretty much as a straight drama. And it just gets kind of snoozy. It gets snoozy.
Speaker 2Yeah, for sure. No, I agree 100%. But you know, as a late night, you know Skinamax type thing, you know it also is lackluster now that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1But yeah, they're like people that had sex with Britney and the Doctor.
Speaker 2Yep, yep, yep, that's true, that's gross and barely, I guess, is the answer.
Speaker 1Barely. We didn't even get to really enjoy that. You know that's gross that's true, well they.
Speaker 2So they tried to release this as a pg-13. I mean they did so. There's two versions. From my understanding. There's a pg-13 and there's an r. The only difference that I know of is that that sex scene is a little bit longer in the r-rated one and the pg13 one is very short. So I think we saw the unrated one because they also said the kiss on the boat between Kelly not unrated, sorry. The R one between Kelly and Brittany was cut from the PG-13. There's no kiss on the boat, oh my God, because apparently that was too racy in 2000. The world has changed. It sure has. Thank goodness for that. Well, some of it, thank goodness, thank goodness for some of it.
Speaker 1Tony, give us a movie for next week.
Speaker 2Oh wait, Are we going to tell them what we?
Speaker 1liked Tony, tell us something, you liked this week.
Speaker 2I don't want to tell you how to do your show, Dan.
Speaker 1I'm still learning the format of the show.
Speaker 2It's 2.38, baby. Come on there, it's 2.38.
Speaker 1baby, it's only a couple things we need to do and I haven't learned them yet.
Speaker 2Well, we watched. Drop is on home video. It's a new horror movie From Christopher Land. Horror is not the right word, it's a thriller. It was fun. We had a good time, was he?
Speaker 1the guy that did the one when the girl had the Twin on the back of her head.
Speaker 2No, he did like Happy Death Day and Freaky. Oh, okay, the good movies. I don't know what this twin on the back of the head movie is.
Speaker 1It's the crazy movie where the woman has like her conjoined twin. It's on the back of her head. They covered it over with skull, but it comes back to life. Haven't you seen that movie? That movie's. I don't think I've seen that movie so good.
Speaker 2It sounds great. Oh my God, it's hilarious. It sounds lovely. I would love to see it.
Speaker 1Okay, drop, so it's a movie Okay, drop yeah.
Speaker 2It's a movie. It's a movie, it's fun. Yeah, check it out. What do you?
Speaker 1got. I started watching Mythic Quest on Apple.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, it's really good. It is really good. It gets unceremoniously canceled.
Speaker 1Oh well, they have four seasons. That's a lot of seasons.
Speaker 2I know, but it was a surprise cancellation in the off season and I haven't looked into what happened yet because I'm not caught up on the show. But people are upset.
Speaker 1And I started the Eternat on. I don't know where that was, it was someplace. Oh, netflix Argentinian science fiction I'm out, yeah, all subtitles. It's not like Squid Game, but it's like Squid Game in that. I just have no idea what's happening.
Speaker 2I have no idea where it's going.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure, you're just like I don't know what's going to happen. This is a really interesting setup, kind of end of the world setup, and you're like, okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2I love it.
Speaker 1I'm not going to watch it.
Speaker 2Let me be very clear Too much work.
Speaker 1So now we need a movie Tony. Give us a movie, Tony.
Speaker 2movie yes, now I can do that part of the show, so um hold on, let me make sure I get the name, the name right correctly. I'm just googling. Finn wolfhard does that. Does that tell you where we're going?
Speaker 1I should know what this is, but I don't remember, is it?
Speaker 2this is the movie he directed this is the movie that he direct. He co-directed with someone else who I can't remember now, but they also star in it and this is, of course, a wonderful new horror film called hell of a summer, which is like supposed to be a throwback to slashers. It looked really bad in the trailer to me, but I also have a strong dislike for finn wolfhard, so I'm excited to see a what he does with something that's his own and, b to watch him fail. You know, I like both of those things.
Speaker 1This could be a really good movie.
Speaker 2I hope it is good. I hope it's great. I hope I watch it. I'm like man, that was fun. That's a movie I wish I would have made.
Speaker 1You know, finn Wolfhard, banger you're going to say about it. It's a Wolfhard production. Okay, hell of a summer. Hell of a summer. If you like what you see, give us a thumbs up, give us a subscription, leave a comment.
Speaker 2Those are three things three things you can do three things you can do.
Speaker 1Yeah, and we'll be back next week doing hell of a summer. Hell of a summer. Thanks for waiting while Tony took a call in the middle of the show.
Speaker 2I'm not going to post all of that. Maybe should we just leave that up.
Speaker 1Tony kept me sitting here for like 25 minutes while he was ordering his lunch.
Speaker 2Chick-fil-A. I need my lunch.
Speaker 1Hold the anchovies please. Yeah, no, it's good, We'll see you next time.
Speaker 2Goodbye everybody, hey watch it.
Speaker 1With Dan and.
Speaker 2Tony, hey, watch it. Goodbye everybody.